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Suicide snowboarder

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http://www.novinky.cz/clanek/160182-rolba-usmrtila-na-slovensku-polskou-snowboardistku.html

A Polish snowboarder had been killed by a ratrack in Low Tatras, Slovakia. The woman influenced by alcohol and drugs was riding on closed downhill course and when she saw the ratrack shaping the course, she decided to jump on it. Accidently she fell under the machine which caused her several deadly injuries.

Submitted on 02/01/2009

Submitted by: Martin
Reference: Novinky.cz, 1. 2. 2009

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Not the best write-up in the world, and the article is in Czech, but a picture of the snow shaper was all I needed to see! Drunken ski antics are all too common, as is crashing into various obstacles while in the process, but making the decision to JUMP onto such a vehicle is the cherry on the cake! Thanks, Martin!

Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I'm with James on this. Anybody who has ever gone skiing at a modern-day ski resort has seen these "snow cats" driving around to groom the trails. Only an idiot, drunk or not, would attempt to jump on one of these things as it's moving. Thanks, Martin.

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