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Bungling Arsonist

2009 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

This CCTV footage shows an arsonist going into a bar in Rugby and setting it alight. Unfortunately the footage shows that after setting the bar alight he also managed to set himself alight... and his car!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5_SOuWO_q-M

He survived, but will be scarred for life. Must be worth an honourable mention

Submitted on 01/24/2009

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Coventry Evening Telegraph 23-01-09 http://tinyurl.com/byc4yr

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Given the video I'll definitely vote for an HM. This guy needs some practice before he tries burning down any other bars. Thanks!


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
How can anybody be dumb enough to be careless with stuff that they know is flammable? Idiot. Thanks!


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