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2009 Reader Submission
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Once I was skateboarding on my roof of the house, which is worth an hounerable mention. I eventually fell off. Bount to happen. I broke my left arm and sheered a chunk of flesh off. it had to be regrown and attached. I then decided to do it again and the inevitable happened, I fell off but this time, God had another plan. I fell on my crotch, it cut off my right testicle. I was cheated of my award by a gutter.

Submitted on 01/17/2009

Submitted by: Kyle Wallhead
Reference: Personal Account

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Amazing that you didn't learn your lesson the first time. Have you learned it after the second one or should we expect to hear more from you (or about you if you should aspire to a full Darwin)?


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
I agree with Bruce! You'd best learn your lesson or your near and dears are going to be receiving your Darwin trophy!


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