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.firecracker
Torched Muzzleloader Explodes
Roping a Deer
UL:Oral sex with the wrong partner!
Exploding Croatian
Cowboy Dreams
If it looks and smells like alcohol
A Tricky Catch
People stay on Exploding Boat
Kamikaze mopedist with ladder
Snowboarder dies riding on street
Learning 2 Fly But I Aint Got Wings
How strong is that wind?
Guess the Helmet Didn't Work
The Science of Stupidity
Salmon fishing
Bungling Arsonist
Blown Tire [shop]
Thumb Staple...as a test
Flamethrower Wrestling
He did it like this
Gutter Ball
Wrestling Coaches.
Can't Stop Me Now
Copper thieves electrocuted
Air Force Pilot doesn't Equal Smart
land surveyor brainiac
Roadside sauce sickens 2
how to get out of apartment without
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Darwin Awards
2009 January Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

.firecracker 8.6 (58 votes)

Torched Muzzleloader Explodes 8.1 (83 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.1 (46 votes)

UL:Oral sex with the wrong partner! 8.0 (62 votes)

Exploding Croatian 8.0 (34 votes)

Cowboy Dreams 7.7 (39 votes)

If it looks and smells like alcohol 7.7 (154 votes)

A Tricky Catch 7.6 (140 votes)

People stay on Exploding Boat 7.6 (82 votes)

Kamikaze mopedist with ladder 7.5 (55 votes)

Snowboarder dies riding on street 7.5 (51 votes)

Learning 2 Fly But I Aint Got Wings 7.4 (31 votes)

How strong is that wind? 7.2 (35 votes)

Guess the Helmet Didn't Work 7.2 (77 votes)

The Science of Stupidity 7.2 (42 votes)

Salmon fishing 7.1 (67 votes)

Bungling Arsonist 7.0 (20 votes)

Blown Tire [shop] 7.0 (22 votes)

Thumb Staple...as a test 7.0 (32 votes)

Flamethrower Wrestling 6.7 (39 votes)

He did it like this 6.7 (35 votes)

Gutter Ball 6.7 (38 votes)

Wrestling Coaches. 6.5 (37 votes)

Can't Stop Me Now 6.2 (48 votes)

Copper thieves electrocuted 6.0 (28 votes)

Air Force Pilot doesn't Equal Smart 6.0 (21 votes)

land surveyor brainiac 5.8 (23 votes)

Roadside sauce sickens 2 4.7 (58 votes)

how to get out of apartment without 4.6 (64 votes)

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