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Dig your own grave

2008 Reader Submission
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This happened near Ottawa, Canada

A 77 years old man was digging a hole around his parents' grave when the tombstone fell on his head.

When the police arrived, the man was pronounced dead.

http://lcn.canoe.ca/lcn/infos/faitsdivers/archives/2008/10/20081014-101910.html

Submitted on 10/14/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: TVA tv network 14-OCT-2008

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
What a thoughtful Darwin. They don't even have to move him. Chances are he was responsible for causing the tombstone to tip over. Doubtful it was an accident. Thanks!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
This rather macabre tale is quite appropriate to the season! As it is, I wonder WHAT he was doing digging a hole around his parents' grave? His apparent obsession with death certainly paid off with interest! I'll give this a DA as well!


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