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Pane in the Head

2008 Reader Submission
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While not qualifying for a Darwin Award, as the candidate is underage and still alive, his attempt at improving the human gene pool should not go unnoticed, and deserves an Honorable Mention at least.

Whilst sitting in an early morning lesson at his educational establishment, the contender pondered aloud, "Could I put my head through a window?"

He sized up the windows in the room, and decided on a pane in the door. He got a run up, and hit the pane at full force, head first. The impact rattled the entire building.

Turns out he could put his head through the window. With glass shards sticking out of his head and enough blood gushing to leave a trail to the first aid room, his only remark afterwards was, "I think I'm bleeding.".

Submitted on 10/04/2008

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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
As a PA, I think this'll fly. Esp. since I personally taught my kids when they were four or five not to run at glass!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Sounds like this guy may have been watching too many cartoons and figured that cartoon physics work in the real world. A pretty painful lesson. Thanks!


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