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2008 October Slush
DA: Pillar of Strength
NM: CATs land on all fours
DA:Low Flying Drunk
Medicate Diablo - With Quaaludes
?:A bridge too far, a slide too low
Crispy Copper Thief
NM:Airhead's mattress
?:Crossbows and Alcohol Don't Mix
?:Camp fire in a Van
remove helmet before crash!
"Wanna go someplace quieter?"
Man picks up 'dead' fox, wrecks aft
Face Surfing
Curiosity can kill
Woman Sitting In Road Hit By Car, K
Man Crushed repairing grave marker
Death by Tombstone
Backlash
Seemed like an idea at the time
Just Seeing What People Would Do
The Nerve-Saw
Pane in the Head
Why not a Darwin?
That's Using My Head
a bridge is not a fence
WILD ANIMALS ARE NOT PETS
Another copper thief
Private Death
Attempted Copper Theft injures susp
Krugar National Park
Stop Drop Pain
Adam and Eve
More on "airhead's mattress"
The slippery slope
More on Parkway Plung
Dig your own grave
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Darwin Awards
2008 October Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

DA: Pillar of Strength 8.3 (103 votes)

NM: CATs land on all fours 8.2 (55 votes)

DA:Low Flying Drunk 8.2 (89 votes)

Medicate Diablo - With Quaaludes 8.2 (68 votes)

?:A bridge too far, a slide too low 8.1 (44 votes)

Crispy Copper Thief 8.1 (21 votes)

NM:Airhead's mattress 8.1 (41 votes)

?:Crossbows and Alcohol Don't Mix 8.1 (38 votes)

?:Camp fire in a Van 8.1 (77 votes)

remove helmet before crash! 8.0 (45 votes)

"Wanna go someplace quieter?" 8.0 (40 votes)

Man picks up 'dead' fox, wrecks aft 7.8 (77 votes)

Face Surfing 7.7 (43 votes)

Curiosity can kill 7.6 (40 votes)

Woman Sitting In Road Hit By Car, K 7.6 (35 votes)

Man Crushed repairing grave marker 7.6 (31 votes)

Death by Tombstone 7.2 (23 votes)

Backlash 7.2 (20 votes)

Seemed like an idea at the time 7.0 (14 votes)

Just Seeing What People Would Do 6.8 (24 votes)

The Nerve-Saw 6.8 (26 votes)

Pane in the Head 6.8 (28 votes)

Why not a Darwin? 6.6 (26 votes)

That's Using My Head 6.5 (22 votes)

a bridge is not a fence 6.5 (19 votes)

WILD ANIMALS ARE NOT PETS 6.5 (30 votes)

Another copper thief 6.5 (17 votes)

Private Death 6.1 (20 votes)

Attempted Copper Theft injures susp 5.9 (13 votes)

Krugar National Park 5.8 (37 votes)

Stop Drop Pain 5.8 (24 votes)

Adam and Eve 5.7 (31 votes)

More on "airhead's mattress" 5.0 (5 votes)

The slippery slope 4.8 (13 votes)

More on Parkway Plung 4.6 (6 votes)

Dig your own grave 4.1 (29 votes)

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