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2008 Reader Submission
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AN elderly woman misunderstood instructions while checking in at Sweden's main airport and was whisked down a baggage chute after she placed herself instead of her luggage on the belt.

The 78-year-old woman, who was not named, was preparing to fly from Stockholm's Arlanda airport to Germany yesterday when she lay down on an unmanned baggage belt in the belief she was following check-in instructions, the Upsala Nya Tidning local daily reported on its website.

She was quickly swept off to the baggage handling centre, where staff members helped get her back on her feet.

The woman suffered no serious injury and caught her flight as planned.

Submitted on 09/11/2008

Submitted by: Liam Maddrell
Reference: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24253525-13762,00.html 08/27/2008

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
At 78 she's probably already procreated but nonetheless I think this behavior qualifies for an HM. Didn't she notice that people were WALKING and it was just luggage being put on the conveyor?


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
What Bruce said! And those conveyor belts are NOT structured for humans!


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