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Wheres my hotdogs?

2008 Reader Submission
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A good friend of mine works a tire shop in Lake Havasu. Lake Havasu City is known for its drinking and holidays, so that was probably what was behind all of this. My friend, PJ, was on the phone with his boss when he heard a commotion of grinding metal and breaking glass outside. Knowing that a sound like that could only mean trouble, PJ called 911 and told them to send an ambulance. After telling them what he heard, he went outside and found that a man had been riding his motorcycle and crashed. The bike was in horrid shape, but still able to run, the man was laying on his side, this cloths torn and bloodied and his face looked like hamburger meat. PJ immediately went to help him, but the man refused, PJ was naturally confused, you dint crash a motorcycle and not want help, what was stranger still is what the man said next.

"Can you grab my hotdogs?"

"What!? You just crashed!"

"Come on, grab my hotdogs before they cool off, those things are expensive."

So PJ grabbed the mans hotdogs and handed them back to him. With the warm hotdogs in hand, the hamburger-faced man stood up and drove away on his freshly worn in motorcycle.

Through out it all, the ambulance failed to show up.

Submitted on 09/09/2008

Submitted by: Logan Hall
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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
I think it's safe to assume we'll be hearing more about this guy in the not-too-distant future. Thanks, Logan!

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Aaahhh...the anesthetizing effects of alcohol. Thanks, Logan!

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