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How Not To Perform A Kidnapping

2008 Reader Submission
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Darwin says, "Thanks for the submission, but although these criminals were idiots (particularly the one with the gun) this story best left to those who chronicle Stupid Criminal Tricks."
ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

Kidnapper Javon Strange put down his gun next to victim to text message demands. Kidnappee Gregory Longley picks up the gun and fatally shoots Strange.

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/sep/08/victim-grabs-gun-shoots-kidnappers-deputies-say/news-metro/

Submitted on 09/08/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/sep/08/victim-grabs-gun-shoots-kidnappers-deputies-say/news-metro/

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
This could certainly use a much better writeup, but I think it's worthy of a DA. Three guys kidnap a fourth, stick him in a car, then the guy next to him puts his gun down to text message. Although not strictly self-selection, he likely wouldn't have been shot if he paid attention to the kidnap victim rather than his cell phone. Thanks.


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Aren't kidnappers supposed to make their demands AFTER securing their victims!?! Thanks!


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