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2008 Reader Submission
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Translation of the story from the reference above (couldn't find an English version):

Ukrainian flag killed a man

The 43 years old resident of Ukrainian town of Putiwl (Sumy region) died near the flagstaff holding the biggest national flag in the city. The unemployed metal scrap hunter aimed to steal the metal cable from the flagstaff erected in the town center for the Flag Day (August 23). He went to his business at night but not before loading himself with some booze. However as soon as the malefactor cut the cable, he was stabbed in the chest by the heavy metal pin falling from 20 meters, that was holding the flag itself. The wounded man died in the emergency room of the local hospital. According to the surgeon he had a wound above his collarbone, left lung was punctured and the lung filled with blood. Reanimation attempts have failed.

Submitted on 09/08/2008

Submitted by: Gennadiy Titov
Reference: http://www.obozrevatel.com/news/2008/9/7/257042.htm, also http://www.expert.org.ua/?st=3&id=66604;

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I think this goes above and beyond all the recent dumb copper thief stories we've gotten. It's one thing to steal cables. It's another to try to steal the cables holding up a 20 meter long flagpole. Thanks, Gennadiy!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I fully agree with Bruce! This certainly is more imaginative/cartoony than the usual electrical cable theft stories we get, and there's that ol' element of comeuppance as well! Thanks, Gennadiy!


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