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(x)How Not To Perform A Kidnapping
x:Red light means stop.
x:Welcome home Ike
x:Drown in the desert
x:Balls Away!
x:Frolics with Fireworks
Why I don't tailgate
DA:A Very Early Retirement Plan
x:NOT AGAIN! STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES
x:Blasting caps in pants
Dying for a Better View
Oh say can you steal...
firewood logging 101
Early Boarding
bridge ok, car and drive not
Brain Freeze
Crispy bolt cropper user
AK47 stuck in pants
Theif, Copper, Electricity
Wheres my hotdogs?
Alcohol a factor in gassing deaths
Personal Account - Soldier Show off
Ultimate Fighter 'Cleanses' Himself
Electrocuted whilst stealing cable
Man dies in tree-trimming accident
Shocked at Music Festival
Soft Drink Can Cannon
How My Brother & I Became Adults
Man Dies Rescuing Hat
Passed the Too Dumb to Work Test
Old bag
Lovebirds plunge from Bronx roof
Costly Copper
Bum rap / Genetic modification
Balloon Popper
Darwin Award candidate
Men vrs Ants
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Darwin Awards
2008 September Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(x)How Not To Perform A Kidnapping 8.5 (122 votes)

x:Red light means stop. 8.3 (130 votes)

x:Welcome home Ike 8.3 (85 votes)

x:Drown in the desert 8.3 (27 votes)

x:Balls Away! 8.2 (78 votes)

x:Frolics with Fireworks 8.2 (38 votes)

Why I don't tailgate 8.1 (53 votes)

DA:A Very Early Retirement Plan 8.1 (45 votes)

x:NOT AGAIN! STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES 8.0 (85 votes)

x:Blasting caps in pants 7.9 (28 votes)

Dying for a Better View 7.6 (20 votes)

Oh say can you steal... 7.6 (24 votes)

firewood logging 101 7.4 (24 votes)

Early Boarding 7.3 (16 votes)

bridge ok, car and drive not 7.2 (32 votes)

Brain Freeze 7.1 (33 votes)

Crispy bolt cropper user 6.9 (15 votes)

AK47 stuck in pants 6.7 (47 votes)

Theif, Copper, Electricity 6.7 (22 votes)

Wheres my hotdogs? 6.6 (41 votes)

Alcohol a factor in gassing deaths 6.5 (34 votes)

Personal Account - Soldier Show off 6.5 (14 votes)

Ultimate Fighter 'Cleanses' Himself 6.3 (50 votes)

Electrocuted whilst stealing cable 6.1 (17 votes)

Man dies in tree-trimming accident 6.0 (14 votes)

Shocked at Music Festival 6.0 (30 votes)

Soft Drink Can Cannon 6.0 (15 votes)

How My Brother & I Became Adults 6.0 (31 votes)

Man Dies Rescuing Hat 5.9 (21 votes)

Passed the Too Dumb to Work Test 5.9 (40 votes)

Old bag 5.8 (31 votes)

Lovebirds plunge from Bronx roof 5.8 (18 votes)

Costly Copper 5.6 (11 votes)

Bum rap / Genetic modification 5.5 (25 votes)

Balloon Popper 5.5 (27 votes)

Darwin Award candidate 4.4 (20 votes)

Men vrs Ants 3.5 (12 votes)

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