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HM:Bench Press
HM:A Clear Lesson
DIY Chainsaw
?:Firebomb Failure
man eaten by crocodile
Death by compactor
HM:Riders on the Storm
.Dis-arm
Sewage plant fall
Self-bris near-miss
Too smart to ba a Carney
Copper thief melted to pole
TS Fay Slams Kite Surfer
The Hurricane Between The Ears
A new kind of hurt
Survival of the Luckiest
Man found dead head firstin sewer
Running With Knives
Python Kills Intern
Smoking in bedrooms is bad enough
Does Stupid Hurt?
Crocodile eats man who sought its b
NO:Smarter than a 5th Grader?
Dancing in the roof with energy
Vacuming and gasoline explosive!
Attempted Suicide by Cat
When Stealing, Remember: Safety Fir
Don't Drill In The Rain
A Night On the Road
Don't eat nachos on a motorcyle
Homemade bazooka
Hospital Drunks
Bust a nut
Prairie City man injured in Des Moi
Youth dies after train roof bet
The line got him
bottle rockets
Burned On A Utility Pole
Aborted Campout
Robber shot to death by victim
Man Refuses smoke detectors - dies
Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K
Looking for "pleasure" in a hole
"Bricklayer" legend's an old song
Man trying to steal copper wires ge
Dallas copper thief is done
Orca Avenger
Dallas copper thief is done
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Darwin Awards
2008 August Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

HM:Bench Press 8.6 (113 votes)

HM:A Clear Lesson 8.4 (104 votes)

DIY Chainsaw 8.4 (42 votes)

?:Firebomb Failure 8.4 (30 votes)

man eaten by crocodile 8.4 (35 votes)

Death by compactor 8.3 (67 votes)

HM:Riders on the Storm 8.3 (63 votes)

.Dis-arm 8.2 (28 votes)

Sewage plant fall 8.1 (7 votes)

Self-bris near-miss 8.1 (14 votes)

Too smart to ba a Carney 8.1 (18 votes)

Copper thief melted to pole 8.1 (22 votes)

TS Fay Slams Kite Surfer 8.0 (18 votes)

The Hurricane Between The Ears 8.0 (47 votes)

A new kind of hurt 7.8 (25 votes)

Survival of the Luckiest 7.8 (7 votes)

Man found dead head firstin sewer 7.8 (15 votes)

Running With Knives 7.8 (14 votes)

Python Kills Intern 7.8 (16 votes)

Smoking in bedrooms is bad enough 7.7 (30 votes)

Does Stupid Hurt? 7.7 (12 votes)

Crocodile eats man who sought its b 7.7 (19 votes)

NO:Smarter than a 5th Grader? 7.6 (33 votes)

Dancing in the roof with energy 7.6 (24 votes)

Vacuming and gasoline explosive! 7.6 (16 votes)

Attempted Suicide by Cat 7.5 (20 votes)

When Stealing, Remember: Safety Fir 7.5 (22 votes)

Don't Drill In The Rain 7.4 (17 votes)

A Night On the Road 7.3 (12 votes)

Don't eat nachos on a motorcyle 7.3 (21 votes)

Homemade bazooka 7.3 (16 votes)

Hospital Drunks 7.3 (10 votes)

Bust a nut 7.2 (10 votes)

Prairie City man injured in Des Moi 7.0 (5 votes)

Youth dies after train roof bet 7.0 (7 votes)

The line got him 7.0 (15 votes)

bottle rockets 7.0 (12 votes)

Burned On A Utility Pole 6.8 (9 votes)

Aborted Campout 6.7 (10 votes)

Robber shot to death by victim 6.7 (11 votes)

Man Refuses smoke detectors - dies 6.7 (13 votes)

Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K 6.6 (5 votes)

Looking for "pleasure" in a hole 6.2 (7 votes)

"Bricklayer" legend's an old song 6.1 (7 votes)

Man trying to steal copper wires ge 6.1 (6 votes)

Dallas copper thief is done 6.0 (5 votes)

Orca Avenger 5.2 (8 votes)

Dallas copper thief is done 3.0 (1 vote)

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