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Back seat lovers survive cliff plun

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Two lovers ended up in hospital in Taiwan after their car plunged 150ft down a cliff face as they made love in the back seat.

Lin Gu, 25, and lover Lee Shin, 29, were left with broken bones and bruises after their car toppled over the edge of a hill in XinDian, reports Today News.

A spokesman for police who were called by witnesses said: "They had parked up close to the edge of the mountain and had left the handbrake off.

"When they started having sex the rocking motion started the car moving and it rolled off the hill. They were lucky they were not more seriously hurt."

The two lovers had driven to a deserted mountain road and parked but their movements made the car topple over the edge and roll down to the bottom of the valley.

Despite their injuries - and being covered with mud and grass - the couple managed to clamber back up to the road where the woman asked the man to keep walking while she sought help at a nearby house.

Homeowner Chen Chenggang said the woman pleaded with him not to reveal how the accident happened as her husband "would definitely sue for divorce".

Submitted on 07/16/2008

Submitted by: Jeff Whiteside
Reference: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2928568.html?menu=

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Bruce said:
Maybe Toss: Bystanders Hurt
What an embarrassing way to get caught! My feeling, however, is that it was the responsibility of the driver to set the parking brake and therefore whoever wasn't driving counts as a hurt bystander. Thanks just the same, Jeff. This is a pretty humorous story!


Candi said:
Maybe Toss: Other
I'm agreed on the bystanders hurt issue, but the last line makes it hard for me to give it an outright "no!" And whose idea was it to do the back seat dance near a cliff? As far as I'm concerned, ALL cliffs have (in my mind) big, fat CAUTION: DANGER! signs on and around them! Thanks, Jeff, you're definitely on the right track!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I rather like this one, and it would seem BOTH parties are guilty because the passenger could have easily suggested a spot a bit farther from the edge (I know I would have)! That, and the embarrassment factor make this a good tale of stupidity! Thanks, Jeff!


Shadow said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
I to see the humor, but i have to agree that the passenger is a bystander


Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Yes, I agree with the Bystanders rule, but this story just made me laugh - plus, if I was planning a romantic interlude on a cliff, I would make sure the driver had applied the handbrake!


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