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DA:Stop the train! My car!
SCI:Wite-Out Drunk
Priest + ballons found
Man's Worst Friend
Trucker killed by falling pipe
Saw it coming
Good and Gone
Two fires, one year
"Sp-Arkansas"
Electric deja vu
Stupid Window Cleaner
Incoming
Back seat lovers survive cliff plun
A place not to tie shoestrings
Digging a tunnel under the dunes
Sink or Swim
Balcony Leap
Sit, don't stand
Stickboy
Man torn apart by zoo bears
Gas Siphoning goes terribly wrong
No chicken
personal account
Women embarrassed after rescue
Faulkner County man killed in accid
look down!
Trying to Jump The Gap
Wrong outfit for canoeing
2 Men On Double Decker Bus
Electric shock "cooks" raider
Brillant!!
RVs in Prunetown
The Microtome
Man Suffers Burns In Gas Tank Explo
Safety first
.Don't hold your breath...
Inner tube blues
11,000 volt fatal shock for Leeds c
Surfing a Tsunami
Drain inspector
Cooked Crook
No helmet, no brain
R.I.P. BMW
Youth Killed as Club's Shaft Pierce
Final descent, update
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Darwin Awards
2008 July Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

DA:Stop the train! My car! 8.3 (127 votes)

SCI:Wite-Out Drunk 8.3 (33 votes)

Priest + ballons found 8.3 (82 votes)

Man's Worst Friend 8.2 (123 votes)

Trucker killed by falling pipe 8.2 (55 votes)

Saw it coming 8.2 (57 votes)

Good and Gone 8.2 (34 votes)

Two fires, one year 8.2 (27 votes)

"Sp-Arkansas" 8.2 (54 votes)

Electric deja vu 8.1 (33 votes)

Stupid Window Cleaner 8.1 (54 votes)

Incoming 8.1 (58 votes)

Back seat lovers survive cliff plun 8.1 (21 votes)

A place not to tie shoestrings 8.1 (37 votes)

Digging a tunnel under the dunes 8.1 (32 votes)

Sink or Swim 8.1 (34 votes)

Balcony Leap 8.0 (29 votes)

Sit, don't stand 8.0 (39 votes)

Stickboy 8.0 (28 votes)

Man torn apart by zoo bears 7.9 (15 votes)

Gas Siphoning goes terribly wrong 7.9 (21 votes)

No chicken 7.8 (26 votes)

personal account 7.7 (16 votes)

Women embarrassed after rescue 7.7 (26 votes)

Faulkner County man killed in accid 7.7 (21 votes)

look down! 7.7 (24 votes)

Trying to Jump The Gap 7.7 (23 votes)

Wrong outfit for canoeing 7.6 (20 votes)

2 Men On Double Decker Bus 7.6 (12 votes)

Electric shock "cooks" raider 7.3 (13 votes)

Brillant!! 7.2 (15 votes)

RVs in Prunetown 7.1 (15 votes)

The Microtome 7.0 (13 votes)

Man Suffers Burns In Gas Tank Explo 7.0 (10 votes)

Safety first 7.0 (16 votes)

.Don't hold your breath... 7.0 (10 votes)

Inner tube blues 6.8 (10 votes)

11,000 volt fatal shock for Leeds c 6.8 (15 votes)

Surfing a Tsunami 6.8 (10 votes)

Drain inspector 5.8 (9 votes)

Cooked Crook 5.7 (7 votes)

No helmet, no brain 5.5 (10 votes)

R.I.P. BMW 5.5 (21 votes)

Youth Killed as Club's Shaft Pierce 5.4 (16 votes)

Final descent, update 2.1 (14 votes)

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