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Superdildo

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

http://www.se.com.pl/se/archiveItem.jsp?place=ArchiveDisplayNews&itemNo=306694

or

http://wiadomosci.o2.pl/?s=257&t=491115

A case perhaps not for a DA, but worth a Honourable Mention, IMO.

(following is my own translation of the article, it speaks for itself).

Homemade superdildo almost kills her

It was supposed to be a heavenly pleasure, but it ended up inches from a tragedy. Joanna K. from Warsaw, Poland, a housewife neglected by her husband, constructed an extasy machine and eagerly began testing it... in a bathtub. It wasn't far from the price for the moments of pleasure being her life - writes "Super Express" (a Polish tabloid newspaper)

'It's because she was being neglected by her husband' - say about the accident the 31-year-old woman's neighbours. Because Mr Jerzy, instead of taking care of his wife, left her home alone and went to work (real estate agency).

The thrill-thirsty wife had to cope without her hubby. Desperate, she took up DIY-ing and... from a blender and a rubber penis, she constructed a... superdildo! - writes the tabloid.

The only obstacle was that for the place of testing of her invention, she unluckily chose a bathtub. After a few moments of usage, water got into the machine and Mrs Joanna was electrocuted! While the electricity was "fondling" her, she screamed at the top of her lungs.

'So loud, she even drowned the noise of my lawnmower! - tells us her embarrassed neighbour, who came to her rescue.

Joanna K. was very lucky, because a special fuse worked properly, cutting off electricity. Otherwise she would be dead.

Her husband is still recovering from the shock.

Super Express (Poland) 29th April 2008

Submitted on 05/01/2008

Submitted by: vladcs
Reference: http://wiadomosci.o2.pl/?s=257&t=491115 or http://www.se.com.pl

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
We've already received this story but the previous submission didn't provide any direct references. The links here provide the needed verification. Thanks, vladcs.


James said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
I think marriage counseling would have had a more constructive effect, but who am I to say?! :-) Maybe if she works this particular bug out of the device, she'll be on to something...though I doubt it! Thanks, Vlad!


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