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Use the door stupid.
(?)Trailer Park Vacetomy
Superdildo
()Revenge of the Trees
(DA)Up Up and .... BANG
(?)Jeff Powers Died for Love
Thief broken into lion den, eaten
Shot in the spot
acetylene torch
How Not To React
Don't try to mow your living room
Russian dies in fishing shocker
Flintlock Fun!
Died after mass fight
spitting contest gone too far
Hanging competition
Who Needs A Lifejecket?
Lose Lose Situation
One Giant Leap of Madness
That's one way to deal with an itch
Crocodile Hunter Conspiracy Theory
dynamite pizza
Davenport man hit by train
An inch from a Darwin Award
Furnace Folly
Man dies cutting RR wire
Lobbyist Attacks Shark
Laundry Buzz
Let me show you how it's done
"Honor" Student Dies During Prank
Why we have safety lectures.
Another thief electrocuted
Demonstrating Safe Parking Procedur
Metal thieves shocked by power line
Water Wonder...
You can sense a lot of worry in her
The Marriage That Nearly Killed Him
Stepping before stopping
A blade in the hand
Student died after leaping over wal
Man electrocuted stealing copper wi
Intelligence Gives an HM, not a DA
Not That Clever
Shocking Greed
How to make a cannon
Laughing at Death
Child's Play?
Man burned trying to take copper wi
Safety Last!
The Big Bang Theory?
Into Thick Air...
Two fall down cliff
Balcony Jumper
Safety Last!
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Darwin Awards
2008 May Slush Pile

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but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Use the door stupid. 8.3 (154 votes)

(?)Trailer Park Vacetomy 7.8 (37 votes)

Superdildo 7.8 (59 votes)

()Revenge of the Trees 7.7 (29 votes)

(DA)Up Up and .... BANG 7.5 (92 votes)

(?)Jeff Powers Died for Love 7.5 (15 votes)

Thief broken into lion den, eaten 7.4 (42 votes)

Shot in the spot 7.2 (74 votes)

acetylene torch 7.0 (39 votes)

How Not To React 6.8 (85 votes)

Don't try to mow your living room 6.8 (18 votes)

Russian dies in fishing shocker 6.7 (72 votes)

Flintlock Fun! 6.6 (53 votes)

Died after mass fight 6.6 (13 votes)

spitting contest gone too far 6.6 (14 votes)

Hanging competition 6.6 (15 votes)

Who Needs A Lifejecket? 6.5 (13 votes)

Lose Lose Situation 6.4 (91 votes)

One Giant Leap of Madness 6.3 (48 votes)

That's one way to deal with an itch 6.3 (51 votes)

Crocodile Hunter Conspiracy Theory 6.3 (55 votes)

dynamite pizza 6.2 (42 votes)

Davenport man hit by train 6.1 (27 votes)

An inch from a Darwin Award 6.0 (33 votes)

Furnace Folly 5.9 (25 votes)

Man dies cutting RR wire 5.9 (12 votes)

Lobbyist Attacks Shark 5.9 (30 votes)

Laundry Buzz 5.8 (25 votes)

Let me show you how it's done 5.7 (12 votes)

"Honor" Student Dies During Prank 5.7 (39 votes)

Why we have safety lectures. 5.5 (18 votes)

Another thief electrocuted 5.5 (14 votes)

Demonstrating Safe Parking Procedur 5.5 (24 votes)

Metal thieves shocked by power line 5.4 (14 votes)

Water Wonder... 5.4 (26 votes)

You can sense a lot of worry in her 5.2 (14 votes)

The Marriage That Nearly Killed Him 5.2 (43 votes)

Stepping before stopping 5.2 (12 votes)

A blade in the hand 5.1 (26 votes)

Student died after leaping over wal 5.1 (17 votes)

Man electrocuted stealing copper wi 5.0 (15 votes)

Intelligence Gives an HM, not a DA 4.7 (9 votes)

Not That Clever 4.6 (8 votes)

Shocking Greed 4.5 (9 votes)

How to make a cannon 4.4 (24 votes)

Laughing at Death 4.4 (21 votes)

Child's Play? 4.4 (23 votes)

Man burned trying to take copper wi 4.0 (13 votes)

Safety Last! 3.8 (22 votes)

The Big Bang Theory? 3.8 (10 votes)

Into Thick Air... 3.5 (15 votes)

Two fall down cliff 3.4 (10 votes)

Balcony Jumper 2.6 (10 votes)

Safety Last! 2.4 (26 votes)

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