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Vibrator, blender and bathtube

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

News founded in Polish journal, SuperExpress, 04/29/2008

31 old woman who spent her vacation in Rewal, Poland felt lonely.

She constructed vibrator powered by blender (connected to the 220 V) power source.

She tried it in the bath and of course she was shocked.

Her neighbor said "She cried louder than my lawn-mower was working".

Unfortunately she survived, so she could be only nominated.

Here is a picture of the vibrablender http://www.se.com.pl/_gAllery/13/94/12/139412.jpg Link to the whole article probably will be sent to journal's archive, but picture should be OK.

Submitted on 04/29/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www.se.com.pl/se/index.jsp?place=mainLead&news_cat_id=40&news_id=191192&scroll_article_id=191

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Thanks for the story. I will vote to pass this one on but a link to the story would be a tremendous help.


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
A note to all you DIY-ers: Don't use your homemade blender/vibrator in the bathtub! Thanks for sending this in.


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