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Shock Therapy for Thief

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Apparently this guy scaled an 8 foot barb wire fence intent on stealing some copper wire. Little did he know but the electricity was still on.

He was clearly tresspassing and likely trying to steal copper wire when he was electrocuted to death.

Submitted on 04/15/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=173065

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Another one for Wendy's collection. Thanks.


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
I know that Darwin wants to see these sorts of stories, but this could certainly use a better writeup. We'll likely get more submissions of this particular story that'll do just that.


James said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
I agree with Bruce. A much better write-up is called for...!


Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I like the story - but we need a good writeup


Darwin Awards III: Survival of the Fittest

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The human race's most popular humor series returns with a brand-new collection of macabre mishaps and misadventures. Honoring those who improve our gene pool by inadvertently removing themselves from it, the Darwin Awards III shows once more how uncommon common sense still is.

Salute the sheriff who inadvertently shot himself--twice! Witness the insurance defrauder who amputated his leg with a chainsaw! Heed the story of the farmer who avoided bee stings by sealing his head in a plastic bag! Cringe at the man crushed by a branch he'd just severed... directly over his head!

123 new stories, 18 full-page illustrations, plus discussions of transgenic animals, the origin of life, and more.

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