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Jumping From Bridge To Train

2008 Reader Submission
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Arkansas Man In Critical Condition After

A 20-year-old man leapt about 10 feet from a wooden railroad bridge in northeast Arkansas onto a moving train below, leaving him in critical condition.

The jumper, Michael David Dickens, landed in a Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railroad coal car. A friend with him called 911 and Craighead County sheriff's deputies and an ambulance met the train several miles down from the Bono Bridge to rescue Dickens.

The bridge, about 100 years old, is a popular spot for young people. A sheriff's report says Dickens sustained a broken vertebra, fractured both ankles and may have internal injuries.

Dickens remained in critical condition this morning at a hospital after his Friday night jump.

Submitted on 04/15/2008

Submitted by: D M Church
Reference: Todaysthv 4/15/2008

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
This dumb mook was probably trying to recreate a stunt he'd seen in a movie. Unfortunately for him such stunts are done by professionals with special safety equipment. I recall seeing footage of one such stunt where you could clearly see the harness & arresting cable that the stunt man was wearing while jumping from a bridge onto a train. The cable was digitally removed during editing. Thanks for the story, DM!


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
"Think before you leap" must have never occured to the dude. Thanks for the story, D.M.


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