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2008 April Slush

DA:Priest in balloon is blown to ocean DA:Priest Visits boss DA:More details on the missing priest DA:Off to heaven DA:Sky Pilot Priest Balloon Bye Bye Balcony jumper wanted to test himse HM:Battered Sausage On The Road Again Bonfire Night DA:Off to Heaven (?)Four Wheel Drive DA:DIY Pensioner Meets Shocking End DA:Look Before You Leak ice diving instructor misses hole (DA)Intravenous Birdseed Man Mr Crushed crooks Vibrator, blender and bathtube (?)Pedestrian Killed on Barlow Trail (?)cutting up gas tank A "Hot" Idea. Chloroform and Sex Don't Mix Beer, baseball, and an escalator Crank it up a little Virgil DA:A Screw Loose... He wasn´t the Hulk... No balls No brains Huntingdon Man Shoots Himself in L battered and bruised member Guns are not effective bee killers Boys Will Be Boys Man dies from mercury poisoning aft In over his head... Drunken Idiot Falls from moving SUV A New Take on Car Surfing Groin ... groin ... gone Irish Bomb Expert toasted Grenade Possible Copper Theft Leads to Elec Snakeskin Bracelet Electrocuted stealing live wires Man accidentally shoots self in che Teen sneaks out, plunges 11 floors blasted dog Skateboarder Crashes into Bus no through road my ass Train hits man peeing on track Police: Man dies in freak accident Teens, Bonfire and Gas Banned for Life A+B+C=almost DA idiocy. Parrot rescue ends in disaster Man runs himself over with U-Haul. Caution: Flammable Material See how fast I can go! Jumping From Bridge To Train Now promoted to higher position Drunken Construction Worker Death Thief burnt to death Tree Ride Gone Wrong Drunk Motorbike riding ends "split" Man killed by 11,000 volts man falls into mt st helens I dare you to jump Reach out and touch a tree Fatal Boat Party Tragedy Stuck for a 'pee'? The Campout Pyro Racine man dies while climbing at w Detonator's Radio Bubba's Electrical Service Earth Day Gone Wrong Man drowned after jumping into lake Cuddling with the crocodiles Blown Lung heat sink fire virginal birth - NOT Shock Therapy for Thief The Eye and the Testicles

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