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2008 April Slush

Priest in balloon is blown to ocean Priest Visits boss Off to heaven More details on the missing priest Sky Pilot Priest Balloon Bye Bye Balcony jumper wanted to test himse (DA)Intravenous Birdseed Man (?)Pedestrian Killed on Barlow Trail Off to Heaven Boys Will Be Boys (?)Four Wheel Drive DA:DIY Pensioner Meets Shocking End On The Road Again Vibrator, blender and bathtube Look Before You Leak ice diving instructor misses hole HM:Battered Sausage He wasn´t the Hulk... Bonfire Night Crank it up a little Virgil DA:A Screw Loose... (?)cutting up gas tank Mr Huntingdon Man Shoots Himself in L A "Hot" Idea. Guns are not effective bee killers In over his head... Crushed crooks Drunken Idiot Falls from moving SUV Chloroform and Sex Don't Mix Man dies from mercury poisoning aft Snakeskin Bracelet Beer, baseball, and an escalator blasted dog A New Take on Car Surfing Groin ... groin ... gone toasted Grenade No balls No brains battered and bruised member Drunk Motorbike riding ends "split" Irish Bomb Expert Police: Man dies in freak accident Man accidentally shoots self in che Drunken Construction Worker Death Possible Copper Theft Leads to Elec Electrocuted stealing live wires Teen sneaks out, plunges 11 floors Skateboarder Crashes into Bus Train hits man peeing on track no through road my ass Parrot rescue ends in disaster Teens, Bonfire and Gas Banned for Life Man runs himself over with U-Haul. man falls into mt st helens A+B+C=almost DA idiocy. Caution: Flammable Material See how fast I can go! Jumping From Bridge To Train Tree Ride Gone Wrong Now promoted to higher position Thief burnt to death Man killed by 11,000 volts I dare you to jump Reach out and touch a tree Stuck for a 'pee'? The Campout Pyro Racine man dies while climbing at w Fatal Boat Party Tragedy Detonator's Radio Bubba's Electrical Service Man drowned after jumping into lake Earth Day Gone Wrong Cuddling with the crocodiles Blown Lung heat sink fire virginal birth - NOT Shock Therapy for Thief The Eye and the Testicles

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