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Pedestrian Killed on Barlow Trail

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Darwin says, "Thanks for the submission, but it just doesn't sound foolhardy enough to me. It verges (heh heh, verges?) on a common traffic accident."
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A pedestrian in Calgary, Alberta, Canada was killed crossing a very busy roadway at a point where there is no crossing or traffic lights. He ran across several lanes of traffic and made it to the grass median. He then tried to run across the second set of lanes but his baseball cap blew off. He turned around in the busy roadway and went to retrieve it. He was hit by a truck and died at the scene. The man was believed to be in his 40's. Since no name has been released yet, we're unsure as to whether he has bred yet or not.

Submitted on 04/02/2008

Submitted by: M.J. Andersen
Reference: Calgary Herald City section

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Gotta get that hat! Heck, he'd just DIE if he lost that hat! Thanks for the story, MJ


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I was ready to toss this as being too common until I heard about the baseball cap. It sure is pretty darned stupid to risk your life over a hat you can easily replace. Thanks, MJ!


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