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Priest in balloon is blown to ocean
Priest Visits boss
Off to heaven
More details on the missing priest
Sky Pilot Priest Balloon Bye Bye
Balcony jumper wanted to test himse
(DA)Intravenous Birdseed Man
(?)Pedestrian Killed on Barlow Trail
Off to Heaven
Boys Will Be Boys
(?)Four Wheel Drive
DA:DIY Pensioner Meets Shocking End
On The Road Again
Vibrator, blender and bathtube
Look Before You Leak
ice diving instructor misses hole
HM:Battered Sausage
He wasn´t the Hulk...
Bonfire Night
Crank it up a little Virgil
DA:A Screw Loose...
(?)cutting up gas tank
Mr
Huntingdon Man Shoots Himself in L
A "Hot" Idea.
Guns are not effective bee killers
In over his head...
Crushed crooks
Drunken Idiot Falls from moving SUV
Chloroform and Sex Don't Mix
Man dies from mercury poisoning aft
Snakeskin Bracelet
Beer, baseball, and an escalator
blasted dog
A New Take on Car Surfing
Groin ... groin ... gone
toasted Grenade
No balls No brains
battered and bruised member
Drunk Motorbike riding ends "split"
Irish Bomb Expert
Police: Man dies in freak accident
Man accidentally shoots self in che
Drunken Construction Worker Death
Possible Copper Theft Leads to Elec
Electrocuted stealing live wires
Teen sneaks out, plunges 11 floors
Skateboarder Crashes into Bus
Train hits man peeing on track
no through road my ass
Parrot rescue ends in disaster
Teens, Bonfire and Gas
Banned for Life
Man runs himself over with U-Haul.
man falls into mt st helens
A+B+C=almost DA idiocy.
Caution: Flammable Material
See how fast I can go!
Jumping From Bridge To Train
Tree Ride Gone Wrong
Now promoted to higher position
Thief burnt to death
Man killed by 11,000 volts
I dare you to jump
Reach out and touch a tree
Stuck for a 'pee'?
The Campout Pyro
Racine man dies while climbing at w
Fatal Boat Party Tragedy
Detonator's Radio
Bubba's Electrical Service
Man drowned after jumping into lake
Earth Day Gone Wrong
Cuddling with the crocodiles
Blown Lung
heat sink fire
virginal birth - NOT
Shock Therapy for Thief
The Eye and the Testicles
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Darwin Awards
2008 April Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Priest in balloon is blown to ocean 9.7 (9173 votes)

Priest Visits boss 9.4 (286 votes)

Off to heaven 9.3 (656 votes)

More details on the missing priest 9.2 (77 votes)

Sky Pilot Priest Balloon Bye Bye 8.9 (173 votes)

Balcony jumper wanted to test himse 8.7 (37 votes)

(DA)Intravenous Birdseed Man 8.2 (72 votes)

(?)Pedestrian Killed on Barlow Trail 8.1 (43 votes)

Off to Heaven 8.1 (9 votes)

Boys Will Be Boys 8.0 (32 votes)

(?)Four Wheel Drive 8.0 (44 votes)

DA:DIY Pensioner Meets Shocking End 8.0 (78 votes)

On The Road Again 8.0 (27 votes)

Vibrator, blender and bathtube 8.0 (21 votes)

Look Before You Leak 7.9 (55 votes)

ice diving instructor misses hole 7.9 (49 votes)

HM:Battered Sausage 7.9 (45 votes)

He wasn´t the Hulk... 7.8 (39 votes)

Bonfire Night 7.8 (39 votes)

Crank it up a little Virgil 7.7 (29 votes)

DA:A Screw Loose... 7.7 (52 votes)

(?)cutting up gas tank 7.7 (29 votes)

Mr 7.7 (40 votes)

Huntingdon Man Shoots Himself in L 7.7 (28 votes)

A "Hot" Idea. 7.7 (79 votes)

Guns are not effective bee killers 7.7 (27 votes)

In over his head... 7.7 (32 votes)

Crushed crooks 7.7 (23 votes)

Drunken Idiot Falls from moving SUV 7.6 (25 votes)

Chloroform and Sex Don't Mix 7.6 (41 votes)

Man dies from mercury poisoning aft 7.6 (30 votes)

Snakeskin Bracelet 7.6 (25 votes)

Beer, baseball, and an escalator 7.6 (29 votes)

blasted dog 7.5 (19 votes)

A New Take on Car Surfing 7.5 (27 votes)

Groin ... groin ... gone 7.5 (40 votes)

toasted Grenade 7.4 (18 votes)

No balls No brains 7.4 (35 votes)

battered and bruised member 7.4 (25 votes)

Drunk Motorbike riding ends "split" 7.3 (13 votes)

Irish Bomb Expert 7.3 (32 votes)

Police: Man dies in freak accident 7.3 (30 votes)

Man accidentally shoots self in che 7.3 (24 votes)

Drunken Construction Worker Death 7.3 (10 votes)

Possible Copper Theft Leads to Elec 7.2 (25 votes)

Electrocuted stealing live wires 7.2 (31 votes)

Teen sneaks out, plunges 11 floors 7.2 (38 votes)

Skateboarder Crashes into Bus 7.0 (29 votes)

Train hits man peeing on track 7.0 (28 votes)

no through road my ass 6.9 (15 votes)

Parrot rescue ends in disaster 6.9 (23 votes)

Teens, Bonfire and Gas 6.8 (22 votes)

Banned for Life 6.8 (21 votes)

Man runs himself over with U-Haul. 6.7 (18 votes)

man falls into mt st helens 6.7 (18 votes)

A+B+C=almost DA idiocy. 6.7 (13 votes)

Caution: Flammable Material 6.6 (23 votes)

See how fast I can go! 6.6 (26 votes)

Jumping From Bridge To Train 6.6 (23 votes)

Tree Ride Gone Wrong 6.6 (24 votes)

Now promoted to higher position 6.6 (18 votes)

Thief burnt to death 6.5 (13 votes)

Man killed by 11,000 volts 6.3 (21 votes)

I dare you to jump 6.2 (17 votes)

Reach out and touch a tree 6.2 (9 votes)

Stuck for a 'pee'? 6.1 (17 votes)

The Campout Pyro 6.1 (18 votes)

Racine man dies while climbing at w 5.9 (15 votes)

Fatal Boat Party Tragedy 5.8 (19 votes)

Detonator's Radio 5.5 (22 votes)

Bubba's Electrical Service 5.5 (17 votes)

Man drowned after jumping into lake 5.4 (26 votes)

Earth Day Gone Wrong 5.3 (19 votes)

Cuddling with the crocodiles 4.6 (12 votes)

Blown Lung 4.5 (24 votes)

heat sink fire 4.4 (17 votes)

virginal birth - NOT 3.4 (34 votes)

Shock Therapy for Thief 3.2 (15 votes)

The Eye and the Testicles 2.9 (33 votes)

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