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DA:Priest in balloon is blown to ocean
DA:Priest Visits boss
DA:Off to heaven
DA:More details on the missing priest
DA:Sky Pilot Priest Balloon Bye Bye
Balcony jumper wanted to test himse
Bonfire Night
HM:Battered Sausage
On The Road Again
(?)Four Wheel Drive
DA:Look Before You Leak
ice diving instructor misses hole
DA:DIY Pensioner Meets Shocking End
(DA)Intravenous Birdseed Man
Crushed crooks
Vibrator, blender and bathtube
Mr
(?)Pedestrian Killed on Barlow Trail
DA:A Screw Loose...
(?)cutting up gas tank
Chloroform and Sex Don't Mix
Beer, baseball, and an escalator
Crank it up a little Virgil
He wasn´t the Hulk...
No balls No brains
Huntingdon Man Shoots Himself in L
battered and bruised member
A "Hot" Idea.
Guns are not effective bee killers
Boys Will Be Boys
Man dies from mercury poisoning aft
In over his head...
Drunken Idiot Falls from moving SUV
A New Take on Car Surfing
Groin ... groin ... gone
Irish Bomb Expert
toasted Grenade
Possible Copper Theft Leads to Elec
Snakeskin Bracelet
Electrocuted stealing live wires
Man accidentally shoots self in che
DA:Off to Heaven
Teen sneaks out, plunges 11 floors
blasted dog
no through road my ass
Train hits man peeing on track
Police: Man dies in freak accident
Teens, Bonfire and Gas
Skateboarder Crashes into Bus
Banned for Life
A+B+C=almost DA idiocy.
Parrot rescue ends in disaster
Man runs himself over with U-Haul.
Caution: Flammable Material
See how fast I can go!
Jumping From Bridge To Train
Now promoted to higher position
Drunken Construction Worker Death
Thief burnt to death
Tree Ride Gone Wrong
Drunk Motorbike riding ends "split"
Man killed by 11,000 volts
man falls into mt st helens
I dare you to jump
Reach out and touch a tree
Fatal Boat Party Tragedy
Stuck for a 'pee'?
The Campout Pyro
Racine man dies while climbing at w
Detonator's Radio
Bubba's Electrical Service
Earth Day Gone Wrong
Man drowned after jumping into lake
Cuddling with the crocodiles
Blown Lung
heat sink fire
virginal birth - NOT
Shock Therapy for Thief
The Eye and the Testicles
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Darwin Awards
2008 April Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

DA:Priest in balloon is blown to ocean 9.7 (9257 votes)

DA:Priest Visits boss 9.4 (288 votes)

DA:Off to heaven 9.2 (665 votes)

DA:More details on the missing priest 9.0 (78 votes)

DA:Sky Pilot Priest Balloon Bye Bye 8.8 (198 votes)

Balcony jumper wanted to test himse 8.3 (45 votes)

Bonfire Night 8.1 (48 votes)

HM:Battered Sausage 8.1 (62 votes)

On The Road Again 8.1 (32 votes)

(?)Four Wheel Drive 8.0 (51 votes)

DA:Look Before You Leak 7.9 (67 votes)

ice diving instructor misses hole 7.9 (55 votes)

DA:DIY Pensioner Meets Shocking End 7.9 (86 votes)

(DA)Intravenous Birdseed Man 7.9 (91 votes)

Crushed crooks 7.9 (28 votes)

Vibrator, blender and bathtube 7.9 (29 votes)

Mr 7.8 (43 votes)

(?)Pedestrian Killed on Barlow Trail 7.7 (46 votes)

DA:A Screw Loose... 7.7 (80 votes)

(?)cutting up gas tank 7.7 (34 votes)

Chloroform and Sex Don't Mix 7.7 (46 votes)

Beer, baseball, and an escalator 7.7 (33 votes)

Crank it up a little Virgil 7.6 (32 votes)

He wasn´t the Hulk... 7.6 (44 votes)

No balls No brains 7.6 (39 votes)

Huntingdon Man Shoots Himself in L 7.6 (31 votes)

battered and bruised member 7.6 (28 votes)

A "Hot" Idea. 7.6 (91 votes)

Guns are not effective bee killers 7.6 (33 votes)

Boys Will Be Boys 7.6 (37 votes)

Man dies from mercury poisoning aft 7.6 (36 votes)

In over his head... 7.6 (33 votes)

Drunken Idiot Falls from moving SUV 7.5 (27 votes)

A New Take on Car Surfing 7.5 (29 votes)

Groin ... groin ... gone 7.5 (45 votes)

Irish Bomb Expert 7.4 (36 votes)

toasted Grenade 7.4 (22 votes)

Possible Copper Theft Leads to Elec 7.4 (27 votes)

Snakeskin Bracelet 7.4 (32 votes)

Electrocuted stealing live wires 7.3 (34 votes)

Man accidentally shoots self in che 7.3 (25 votes)

DA:Off to Heaven 7.2 (11 votes)

Teen sneaks out, plunges 11 floors 7.2 (38 votes)

blasted dog 7.0 (22 votes)

no through road my ass 7.0 (17 votes)

Train hits man peeing on track 7.0 (29 votes)

Police: Man dies in freak accident 7.0 (31 votes)

Teens, Bonfire and Gas 6.9 (23 votes)

Skateboarder Crashes into Bus 6.8 (31 votes)

Banned for Life 6.8 (22 votes)

A+B+C=almost DA idiocy. 6.8 (14 votes)

Parrot rescue ends in disaster 6.8 (24 votes)

Man runs himself over with U-Haul. 6.7 (18 votes)

Caution: Flammable Material 6.6 (23 votes)

See how fast I can go! 6.6 (26 votes)

Jumping From Bridge To Train 6.6 (23 votes)

Now promoted to higher position 6.6 (18 votes)

Drunken Construction Worker Death 6.6 (11 votes)

Thief burnt to death 6.5 (13 votes)

Tree Ride Gone Wrong 6.5 (25 votes)

Drunk Motorbike riding ends "split" 6.4 (15 votes)

Man killed by 11,000 volts 6.3 (21 votes)

man falls into mt st helens 6.3 (19 votes)

I dare you to jump 6.2 (17 votes)

Reach out and touch a tree 6.2 (9 votes)

Fatal Boat Party Tragedy 6.1 (21 votes)

Stuck for a 'pee'? 6.1 (17 votes)

The Campout Pyro 6.1 (18 votes)

Racine man dies while climbing at w 5.9 (15 votes)

Detonator's Radio 5.6 (23 votes)

Bubba's Electrical Service 5.5 (17 votes)

Earth Day Gone Wrong 5.5 (20 votes)

Man drowned after jumping into lake 5.4 (27 votes)

Cuddling with the crocodiles 4.6 (12 votes)

Blown Lung 4.5 (24 votes)

heat sink fire 4.4 (17 votes)

virginal birth - NOT 3.4 (37 votes)

Shock Therapy for Thief 3.2 (15 votes)

The Eye and the Testicles 2.7 (37 votes)

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