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Teen flying kite from car

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Teen Flying Kite From Car Critically Injured

POSTED: 3:55 pm CDT March 24, 2008 UPDATED: 4:51 pm CDT March 24, 2008

LINCOLN, Neb. -- A 17-year-old boy is in a Lincoln hospital with critical injuries after jumping out of moving car to retrieve a kite he and two other teens were flying from the car.

Lancaster County authorities said the incident happened Sunday night, after the three 17-year-olds tied a kite to the trunk of the car and began driving around. Authorities said that when the kite crashed, Geoffrey Bristol, of Lincoln, jumped out of the car while it was still moving and hit his head on the pavement.

Officials say the car was traveling about 10 to 15 mph when Bristol jumped out. He was flown by helicopter to a Lincoln hospital.

Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed

Submitted on 03/25/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: The Associated Press 03/24/2008

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
At least he wasn't the driver! Gives "go fly a kite" a new meaning, doesn't it? Thanks for the story.


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Jumping out of a moving car is pretty darned stupid, but jumping out to rescue a hunk of plastic that probably cost all of $1.39 is downright foolish. Thanks!


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