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2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Gerald Huggard of New Westminster B.C was found dead 15 feet away from his destroyed car. Police investigators pieced together what had happened that fateful Thursday, March 14, 2002.

An 18 volt industrial battery was found in the place of a normal car battery. Huggard was supposed to be at an executive meeting when apparently his car battery had failed. It also appears that his nabours were not in the area at the time to help him.

Theoretically it would have worked but it appears that the wires had been wrong placed and caused a short circuit; witch heated up the battery enough so that it caused the engine to explode.

Why Huggard did not call a taxi is unknown.

Submitted on 03/23/2008

Submitted by: Seamus Beairsto
Reference: Vancouver Sun March 14, 2002

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Car batteries are 12 volts. I'm not sure what an 18 volt industrial battery is, but I'd be willing to bet it could do significant damage to a system designed to operate at only 2/3's its capacity, especially if not wired properly. Thanks, Seamus.


James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Even the prospect of missing an important meeting is not enough of an excuse to wire the wrong battery to one's vehicle. As Bruce suggested, he could/should have called a cab! Thanks, Seamus!


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