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Prank turned punishment

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ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

(from my archives, 31 years in the ER. This is a true event, you cannot make these up.)

Traveling home after the bars had closed down, two ranch-hands came across some road work. The telephone company was removing the above ground telephone lines and burying them deep in the ground.

When the lines crossed the country road, the telephone company dug a trench half way across the road, leaving the other half open to let the rural traffic pass the trench. The telephone company would then fill in the trench and dig out the other side of the road.

This night, the ranch-hands decided to play a prank. They stopped their pickup, and moved the flashing stands from around the trench, to the good side of the road.

However, in the morning local farmers called the sheriff to report a smashed up pickup. Inside were the two ranch-hands.

Tests proved they were the ones that moved the flashing stands. Tests also showed the ranch hands had safely passed the area, then hours later came back. Further tests showed they were driving at an excessive speed, with an impressive amount of alcohol in their systems.

However, no test could show if the ranch-hands forgot their prank, or chose to see what would happen if someone hit the trench at the rate they were traveling.

In the end, they exited this world because of their own misdeed, proving that no good prank goes unpunished.

Submitted on 03/03/2008

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Bruce said:
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Yet another classic from the ER archives! Those two ranch hands sure got what they deserved, and we got another humorous tale. Thanks again, and keep them coming!


James said:
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Ah, divine comeuppance!!! Yep, the jerks had it coming to them! Another good one from the good ol' ER!


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