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2008 March Slush
Yamashita Treasure
(Hmm)Ugg Boots and Level Crossings
DA:Prank turned punishment
(HM)Workplace Fling
(Hmm)Kitty-Kitty-Kitty!
DA:Steel is valuable...
(?)Police identify father, son killed
(?)How stupid can you be??
(Hmm)Where there's Smoke ...
(HM)Roundabout Rocket
(HM)Orcas Eco-terrorism
(HM)Headshot
(?)Real life Frogger
(?)Runs in the Family
(?)Alcohol and me don't mix
(HM)Burners can't fly
(?)Flash Flood Runners
(?)woman + cellphone + train = splat
bye bye testicles
(?)Yakuza shoots his own head
DA:Crash Test Cart
Volcano climber cheats death
Russian Roulette -Honorable Mention
Father knows best
Sex with Lock Dangerous
Be sure it's out before tossing it.
Man electrocuted stealing copper
Ticket to ride
You ride INSIDE the car
Redneck bee exterminator (writeup)
I think I forgot something...
Man blown out of truck dies
Fork Lift Truck Doughnut
Sex change... Shotgun sex change.
fireworks and diesel fuel
Teen flying kite from car
End of the line
Honourable mention - total idiot te
How not to tame a croc
Stealing a safe and dying under it
Return of 'Where there's Smoke"
gotta go
Drifting and a 'razed' view
Teen love caught hanging in the bal
Let's see how you measure up!
Man killed while beating would-be r
Man dies when wind flips mattress
Taking out the Trash...
Shortcut to street cred
Modern day tarzan
Desert party brawl turns fatal with
Addicted to Butane
OWCH!!!
Party Guest Tragedy
How Not to Kill a Pet Rat
Woman killed by train
Stealing Cooper Wire = Deadly Fire
Shocking sex death ruled homicide
Man electrocuted in theft of wire,
The French Fries Experience
Thieves risk lives to steal metal
barbacue pit
Diving drunk while sleeping
Australian Man Gunned Down in Drive
Millions of pieces
Don't Go Bouldering with a Whacko
An erotic- accident
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Darwin Awards
2008 March Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Yamashita Treasure 8.8 (42 votes)

(Hmm)Ugg Boots and Level Crossings 8.7 (29 votes)

DA:Prank turned punishment 8.4 (104 votes)

(HM)Workplace Fling 8.4 (53 votes)

(Hmm)Kitty-Kitty-Kitty! 8.3 (71 votes)

DA:Steel is valuable... 8.2 (90 votes)

(?)Police identify father, son killed 8.2 (21 votes)

(?)How stupid can you be?? 8.2 (43 votes)

(Hmm)Where there's Smoke ... 8.1 (27 votes)

(HM)Roundabout Rocket 8.1 (44 votes)

(HM)Orcas Eco-terrorism 8.1 (39 votes)

(HM)Headshot 8.1 (40 votes)

(?)Real life Frogger 8.1 (29 votes)

(?)Runs in the Family 8.0 (58 votes)

(?)Alcohol and me don't mix 8.0 (19 votes)

(HM)Burners can't fly 8.0 (41 votes)

(?)Flash Flood Runners 7.9 (35 votes)

(?)woman + cellphone + train = splat 7.9 (29 votes)

bye bye testicles 7.8 (49 votes)

(?)Yakuza shoots his own head 7.8 (32 votes)

DA:Crash Test Cart 7.7 (47 votes)

Volcano climber cheats death 7.4 (26 votes)

Russian Roulette -Honorable Mention 7.4 (19 votes)

Father knows best 7.4 (29 votes)

Sex with Lock Dangerous 7.4 (40 votes)

Be sure it's out before tossing it. 7.4 (17 votes)

Man electrocuted stealing copper 7.4 (22 votes)

Ticket to ride 7.3 (9 votes)

You ride INSIDE the car 7.2 (17 votes)

Redneck bee exterminator (writeup) 7.1 (24 votes)

I think I forgot something... 7.1 (28 votes)

Man blown out of truck dies 7.1 (19 votes)

Fork Lift Truck Doughnut 7.1 (18 votes)

Sex change... Shotgun sex change. 6.9 (32 votes)

fireworks and diesel fuel 6.8 (19 votes)

Teen flying kite from car 6.7 (24 votes)

End of the line 6.7 (10 votes)

Honourable mention - total idiot te 6.6 (12 votes)

How not to tame a croc 6.6 (18 votes)

Stealing a safe and dying under it 6.6 (18 votes)

Return of 'Where there's Smoke" 6.5 (15 votes)

gotta go 6.5 (27 votes)

Drifting and a 'razed' view 6.4 (19 votes)

Teen love caught hanging in the bal 6.2 (16 votes)

Let's see how you measure up! 6.2 (31 votes)

Man killed while beating would-be r 6.1 (35 votes)

Man dies when wind flips mattress 6.1 (12 votes)

Taking out the Trash... 6.0 (9 votes)

Shortcut to street cred 6.0 (12 votes)

Modern day tarzan 5.8 (18 votes)

Desert party brawl turns fatal with 5.8 (16 votes)

Addicted to Butane 5.8 (26 votes)

OWCH!!! 5.5 (33 votes)

Party Guest Tragedy 5.0 (15 votes)

How Not to Kill a Pet Rat 5.0 (21 votes)

Woman killed by train 4.9 (15 votes)

Stealing Cooper Wire = Deadly Fire 4.8 (9 votes)

Shocking sex death ruled homicide 4.5 (16 votes)

Man electrocuted in theft of wire, 4.5 (15 votes)

The French Fries Experience 4.5 (25 votes)

Thieves risk lives to steal metal 4.2 (12 votes)

barbacue pit 4.1 (19 votes)

Diving drunk while sleeping 3.3 (12 votes)

Australian Man Gunned Down in Drive 2.4 (17 votes)

Millions of pieces 2.4 (20 votes)

Don't Go Bouldering with a Whacko 2.4 (9 votes)

An erotic- accident 2.3 (6 votes)

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