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Yamashita Treasure
(Hmm)Ugg Boots and Level Crossings
HM:Kitty-Kitty-Kitty!
(HM)Workplace Fling
DA:Prank turned punishment
(Hmm)Where there's Smoke ...
(HM)Roundabout Rocket
(HM)Orcas Eco-terrorism
(?)Alcohol and me don't mix
(HM)Burners can't fly
DA:Steel is valuable...
(?)Real life Frogger
(?)Runs in the Family
(?)How stupid can you be??
(?)Flash Flood Runners
(?)Yakuza shoots his own head
(HM)Headshot
(?)woman + cellphone + train = splat
(?)Police identify father, son killed
Father knows best
DA:Crash Test Cart
Russian Roulette -Honorable Mention
Volcano climber cheats death
bye bye testicles
Be sure it's out before tossing it.
Man electrocuted stealing copper
Ticket to ride
Fork Lift Truck Doughnut
Sex with Lock Dangerous
You ride INSIDE the car
I think I forgot something...
Man blown out of truck dies
Redneck bee exterminator (writeup)
Stealing a safe and dying under it
fireworks and diesel fuel
How not to tame a croc
Teen flying kite from car
End of the line
Sex change... Shotgun sex change.
Return of 'Where there's Smoke"
gotta go
Teen love caught hanging in the bal
Drifting and a 'razed' view
Man killed while beating would-be r
Honourable mention - total idiot te
Man dies when wind flips mattress
Desert party brawl turns fatal with
Let's see how you measure up!
Taking out the Trash...
Shortcut to street cred
Modern day tarzan
Addicted to Butane
OWCH!!!
How Not to Kill a Pet Rat
Party Guest Tragedy
Woman killed by train
Stealing Cooper Wire = Deadly Fire
The French Fries Experience
Shocking sex death ruled homicide
Man electrocuted in theft of wire,
Thieves risk lives to steal metal
barbacue pit
An erotic- accident
Diving drunk while sleeping
Don't Go Bouldering with a Whacko
Millions of pieces
Australian Man Gunned Down in Drive
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Darwin Awards
2008 March Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Yamashita Treasure 8.8 (46 votes)

(Hmm)Ugg Boots and Level Crossings 8.7 (30 votes)

HM:Kitty-Kitty-Kitty! 8.7 (103 votes)

(HM)Workplace Fling 8.4 (54 votes)

DA:Prank turned punishment 8.3 (109 votes)

(Hmm)Where there's Smoke ... 8.2 (28 votes)

(HM)Roundabout Rocket 8.1 (45 votes)

(HM)Orcas Eco-terrorism 8.1 (40 votes)

(?)Alcohol and me don't mix 8.1 (20 votes)

(HM)Burners can't fly 8.1 (43 votes)

DA:Steel is valuable... 8.1 (95 votes)

(?)Real life Frogger 8.1 (29 votes)

(?)Runs in the Family 8.0 (59 votes)

(?)How stupid can you be?? 8.0 (44 votes)

(?)Flash Flood Runners 7.9 (35 votes)

(?)Yakuza shoots his own head 7.9 (33 votes)

(HM)Headshot 7.9 (42 votes)

(?)woman + cellphone + train = splat 7.9 (29 votes)

(?)Police identify father, son killed 7.9 (22 votes)

Father knows best 7.6 (31 votes)

DA:Crash Test Cart 7.6 (51 votes)

Russian Roulette -Honorable Mention 7.5 (20 votes)

Volcano climber cheats death 7.4 (26 votes)

bye bye testicles 7.4 (53 votes)

Be sure it's out before tossing it. 7.4 (17 votes)

Man electrocuted stealing copper 7.4 (22 votes)

Ticket to ride 7.3 (9 votes)

Fork Lift Truck Doughnut 7.3 (21 votes)

Sex with Lock Dangerous 7.2 (42 votes)

You ride INSIDE the car 7.2 (17 votes)

I think I forgot something... 7.1 (28 votes)

Man blown out of truck dies 7.1 (19 votes)

Redneck bee exterminator (writeup) 6.9 (26 votes)

Stealing a safe and dying under it 6.9 (20 votes)

fireworks and diesel fuel 6.8 (19 votes)

How not to tame a croc 6.7 (19 votes)

Teen flying kite from car 6.7 (24 votes)

End of the line 6.7 (10 votes)

Sex change... Shotgun sex change. 6.6 (37 votes)

Return of 'Where there's Smoke" 6.5 (15 votes)

gotta go 6.5 (27 votes)

Teen love caught hanging in the bal 6.2 (16 votes)

Drifting and a 'razed' view 6.2 (20 votes)

Man killed while beating would-be r 6.1 (36 votes)

Honourable mention - total idiot te 6.1 (13 votes)

Man dies when wind flips mattress 6.1 (12 votes)

Desert party brawl turns fatal with 6.0 (17 votes)

Let's see how you measure up! 6.0 (32 votes)

Taking out the Trash... 6.0 (9 votes)

Shortcut to street cred 6.0 (12 votes)

Modern day tarzan 5.8 (18 votes)

Addicted to Butane 5.8 (26 votes)

OWCH!!! 5.5 (33 votes)

How Not to Kill a Pet Rat 5.4 (23 votes)

Party Guest Tragedy 5.0 (15 votes)

Woman killed by train 4.9 (15 votes)

Stealing Cooper Wire = Deadly Fire 4.8 (9 votes)

The French Fries Experience 4.7 (26 votes)

Shocking sex death ruled homicide 4.5 (16 votes)

Man electrocuted in theft of wire, 4.5 (15 votes)

Thieves risk lives to steal metal 4.2 (12 votes)

barbacue pit 4.1 (19 votes)

An erotic- accident 3.4 (7 votes)

Diving drunk while sleeping 3.3 (12 votes)

Don't Go Bouldering with a Whacko 3.2 (10 votes)

Millions of pieces 2.4 (20 votes)

Australian Man Gunned Down in Drive 2.3 (18 votes)

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