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(?)Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver
(?)Mamba kills Man
(DA)Chalk one up for the dog.
Fatal Ski Slope Prank
(DA)A Breathtaking View
(HM)Mexican Divorce
DA:Dynamite Defroster
(Hmmm)Surfing the wrong wave
(?)Die Hard
(DA)Chemistry Went Over Her Head
(>)Living the High Life (On a Budget)
(DA)On the Piste
(?)Darwin in heavy traffic
(DA)Stabbing suspect dies in car crash
Man died after driving down boat ra
(?)Winched up
(DA)Slip Sliding Away
(No)Swimming with the fish (bits)
Top of the train
Up, Up, and Away!
(DA)Hare today, gone tomorrow
Brain Evacuation
Killer locomotive
A good thought gone bad
Bridges are lower than they appear
Monk killed by own runaway lawnmowe
(HM)Shock Horror
Inspiration + Youth + Explosives =
Manhole kills man, Dove in for Cana
no diving please
Roping a Bobcat
Mattress Race
Just Say No
Man has friend shoot him to get off
Wash those genes away
BASE jumper succumbs to stupidity
Old shells never die
A Mattress of Life and Death....
(DA)4 Die In Dirtbike Collision
boat welding
Trail Blazing Gaffe
It only works in the movies
feeling tyred - near miss
Tram drags man with him
Trailer burns when woman uses gas t
Tree felling made easy
Community service for teen who burn
If at first you don't succeed
Man dies trying to beat train in Sa
The $500 Bullet
Please Take This Outside
Death by iPod?
BBQ Whippits
Sledding Accident
Two men burned in backyard blast
Redneck Bee Exterminator
The Widow Maker
Miner nearly crushes himself
Too Close For Comfort
Drain Surfing
A fool and his bike
arrange your own hit
A tough act to swallow for student
Grocery Bang!
Drove 2.5 miles on the wrong way
Departing parted
I'm dying for a drink
2 teens hurt by explosion while dri
Smoking related near miss
Smoky bar triggered fatal asthma at
Man's death linked to cotton swab u
putting your foot in it
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Redneck Bee Exterminator

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

This story is complete with pictures of the events that unfolded when this guy tries to get rid of a swarm of bees invading his backyard. Notice the cans of gasoline sailing into an already raging fire under this swing set. If this isn't a future award winner in the making or at least a candidate for an honorable mention...

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2243176

Submitted on 02/25/2008

Submitted by: Eric Drewes
Reference: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2243176

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Ok, I am usually very leery of a story that is mainly just a link to a site but I make an exception for this one because: 1. The site will obviously be around for a while and 2. The story just could not be told adequately without those awesome photos! I am in total awe here. First, tempting bees when you are allergic to them, second, tossing a bucket of paint thinner at a blazing fire and third, tossing gasoline on there as well. Whoop, what an act! I have no idea how Darwin will translate this one into the next book but I certainly hope she finds a way! Too good to miss. Thanks, Eric!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Other
I'm not voting HM here because I think the whole operation was brilliant (vs. stupid)! Given the alternatives (an uncaring landlord and expensive exterminators), these folks did what they had to do to "accomplish the mission" with whatever they had at hand. Nevertheless, this one's a keeper, if only to share with the readers!


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