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2008 February Slush
(?)Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver
(?)Mamba kills Man
(DA)Chalk one up for the dog.
Fatal Ski Slope Prank
(DA)A Breathtaking View
(HM)Mexican Divorce
DA:Dynamite Defroster
(Hmmm)Surfing the wrong wave
(?)Die Hard
(DA)Chemistry Went Over Her Head
(>)Living the High Life (On a Budget)
(DA)On the Piste
(?)Darwin in heavy traffic
(DA)Stabbing suspect dies in car crash
Man died after driving down boat ra
(?)Winched up
(DA)Slip Sliding Away
(No)Swimming with the fish (bits)
Top of the train
Up, Up, and Away!
(DA)Hare today, gone tomorrow
Brain Evacuation
Killer locomotive
A good thought gone bad
Bridges are lower than they appear
Monk killed by own runaway lawnmowe
(HM)Shock Horror
Inspiration + Youth + Explosives =
Manhole kills man, Dove in for Cana
no diving please
Roping a Bobcat
Mattress Race
Just Say No
Man has friend shoot him to get off
Wash those genes away
BASE jumper succumbs to stupidity
Old shells never die
A Mattress of Life and Death....
(DA)4 Die In Dirtbike Collision
boat welding
Trail Blazing Gaffe
It only works in the movies
feeling tyred - near miss
Tram drags man with him
Trailer burns when woman uses gas t
Tree felling made easy
Community service for teen who burn
If at first you don't succeed
Man dies trying to beat train in Sa
The $500 Bullet
Please Take This Outside
Death by iPod?
BBQ Whippits
Sledding Accident
Two men burned in backyard blast
Redneck Bee Exterminator
The Widow Maker
Miner nearly crushes himself
Too Close For Comfort
Drain Surfing
A fool and his bike
arrange your own hit
A tough act to swallow for student
Grocery Bang!
Drove 2.5 miles on the wrong way
Departing parted
I'm dying for a drink
2 teens hurt by explosion while dri
Smoking related near miss
Smoky bar triggered fatal asthma at
Man's death linked to cotton swab u
putting your foot in it
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Darwin Awards
2008 February Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(?)Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver 8.5 (66 votes)

(?)Mamba kills Man 8.5 (28 votes)

(DA)Chalk one up for the dog. 8.4 (58 votes)

Fatal Ski Slope Prank 8.4 (17 votes)

(DA)A Breathtaking View 8.4 (45 votes)

(HM)Mexican Divorce 8.3 (59 votes)

DA:Dynamite Defroster 8.3 (22 votes)

(Hmmm)Surfing the wrong wave 8.3 (42 votes)

(?)Die Hard 8.2 (49 votes)

(DA)Chemistry Went Over Her Head 8.2 (115 votes)

(>)Living the High Life (On a Budget) 8.2 (42 votes)

(DA)On the Piste 8.2 (68 votes)

(?)Darwin in heavy traffic 8.2 (33 votes)

(DA)Stabbing suspect dies in car crash 8.2 (34 votes)

Man died after driving down boat ra 8.2 (30 votes)

(?)Winched up 8.2 (41 votes)

(DA)Slip Sliding Away 8.1 (142 votes)

(No)Swimming with the fish (bits) 8.1 (35 votes)

Top of the train 8.1 (22 votes)

Up, Up, and Away! 8.0 (24 votes)

(DA)Hare today, gone tomorrow 8.0 (107 votes)

Brain Evacuation 8.0 (28 votes)

Killer locomotive 8.0 (26 votes)

A good thought gone bad 8.0 (26 votes)

Bridges are lower than they appear 8.0 (34 votes)

Monk killed by own runaway lawnmowe 8.0 (33 votes)

(HM)Shock Horror 7.9 (31 votes)

Inspiration + Youth + Explosives = 7.9 (42 votes)

Manhole kills man, Dove in for Cana 7.9 (18 votes)

no diving please 7.7 (42 votes)

Roping a Bobcat 7.7 (44 votes)

Mattress Race 7.6 (25 votes)

Just Say No 7.5 (15 votes)

Man has friend shoot him to get off 7.5 (16 votes)

Wash those genes away 7.3 (21 votes)

BASE jumper succumbs to stupidity 7.3 (18 votes)

Old shells never die 7.2 (22 votes)

A Mattress of Life and Death.... 7.2 (17 votes)

(DA)4 Die In Dirtbike Collision 7.2 (77 votes)

boat welding 7.1 (15 votes)

Trail Blazing Gaffe 7.1 (14 votes)

It only works in the movies 7.1 (14 votes)

feeling tyred - near miss 7.1 (21 votes)

Tram drags man with him 7.0 (14 votes)

Trailer burns when woman uses gas t 7.0 (21 votes)

Tree felling made easy 7.0 (13 votes)

Community service for teen who burn 7.0 (10 votes)

If at first you don't succeed 7.0 (8 votes)

Man dies trying to beat train in Sa 6.9 (15 votes)

The $500 Bullet 6.9 (20 votes)

Please Take This Outside 6.9 (14 votes)

Death by iPod? 6.7 (45 votes)

BBQ Whippits 6.6 (14 votes)

Sledding Accident 6.5 (20 votes)

Two men burned in backyard blast 6.5 (14 votes)

Redneck Bee Exterminator 6.4 (17 votes)

The Widow Maker 6.3 (14 votes)

Miner nearly crushes himself 6.0 (13 votes)

Too Close For Comfort 6.0 (12 votes)

Drain Surfing 5.8 (14 votes)

A fool and his bike 5.5 (12 votes)

arrange your own hit 5.5 (16 votes)

A tough act to swallow for student 5.5 (17 votes)

Grocery Bang! 5.4 (16 votes)

Drove 2.5 miles on the wrong way 5.3 (10 votes)

Departing parted 5.0 (15 votes)

I'm dying for a drink 5.0 (14 votes)

2 teens hurt by explosion while dri 5.0 (15 votes)

Smoking related near miss 4.4 (13 votes)

Smoky bar triggered fatal asthma at 4.0 (38 votes)

Man's death linked to cotton swab u 3.9 (44 votes)

putting your foot in it 2.4 (5 votes)

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