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2008 February Slush
(DA)Chalk one up for the dog.
(DA)Slip Sliding Away
(HM)Mexican Divorce
(?)Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver
(?)Mamba kills Man
(Hmmm)Surfing the wrong wave
(?)Winched up
(DA)A Breathtaking View
Dynamite Defroster
(DA)On the Piste
(?)Die Hard
(DA)Chemistry Went Over Her Head
Brain Evacuation
(?)Darwin in heavy traffic
Man died after driving down boat ra
(HM)Shock Horror
(No)Swimming with the fish (bits)
no diving please
(DA)Hare today, gone tomorrow
(>)Living the High Life (On a Budget)
(DA)Stabbing suspect dies in car crash
Fatal Ski Slope Prank
Up, Up, and Away!
Top of the train
Killer locomotive
A good thought gone bad
Monk killed by own runaway lawnmowe
Bridges are lower than they appear
Inspiration + Youth + Explosives =
Mattress Race
Roping a Bobcat
Manhole kills man, Dove in for Cana
Tree felling made easy
(DA)4 Die In Dirtbike Collision
Old shells never die
feeling tyred - near miss
Wash those genes away
Just Say No
Man has friend shoot him to get off
BASE jumper succumbs to stupidity
A Mattress of Life and Death....
boat welding
Trail Blazing Gaffe
Tram drags man with him
Community service for teen who burn
Death by iPod?
If at first you don't succeed
The $500 Bullet
Please Take This Outside
It only works in the movies
Trailer burns when woman uses gas t
Man dies trying to beat train in Sa
BBQ Whippits
Sledding Accident
Two men burned in backyard blast
Miner nearly crushes himself
A fool and his bike
The Widow Maker
Redneck Bee Exterminator
Too Close For Comfort
arrange your own hit
Grocery Bang!
A tough act to swallow for student
Drain Surfing
Drove 2.5 miles on the wrong way
2 teens hurt by explosion while dri
Departing parted
I'm dying for a drink
Smoking related near miss
Smoky bar triggered fatal asthma at
Man's death linked to cotton swab u
putting your foot in it
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Darwin Awards
2008 February Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(DA)Chalk one up for the dog. 8.8 (44 votes)

(DA)Slip Sliding Away 8.5 (71 votes)

(HM)Mexican Divorce 8.5 (55 votes)

(?)Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver 8.5 (66 votes)

(?)Mamba kills Man 8.5 (25 votes)

(Hmmm)Surfing the wrong wave 8.4 (41 votes)

(?)Winched up 8.4 (40 votes)

(DA)A Breathtaking View 8.4 (45 votes)

Dynamite Defroster 8.3 (22 votes)

(DA)On the Piste 8.3 (65 votes)

(?)Die Hard 8.2 (48 votes)

(DA)Chemistry Went Over Her Head 8.2 (101 votes)

Brain Evacuation 8.2 (25 votes)

(?)Darwin in heavy traffic 8.2 (33 votes)

Man died after driving down boat ra 8.2 (24 votes)

(HM)Shock Horror 8.1 (30 votes)

(No)Swimming with the fish (bits) 8.1 (35 votes)

no diving please 8.1 (39 votes)

(DA)Hare today, gone tomorrow 8.1 (97 votes)

(>)Living the High Life (On a Budget) 8.1 (41 votes)

(DA)Stabbing suspect dies in car crash 8.1 (30 votes)

Fatal Ski Slope Prank 8.1 (13 votes)

Up, Up, and Away! 8.0 (24 votes)

Top of the train 8.0 (21 votes)

Killer locomotive 8.0 (26 votes)

A good thought gone bad 8.0 (25 votes)

Monk killed by own runaway lawnmowe 8.0 (29 votes)

Bridges are lower than they appear 7.9 (31 votes)

Inspiration + Youth + Explosives = 7.8 (39 votes)

Mattress Race 7.6 (25 votes)

Roping a Bobcat 7.6 (39 votes)

Manhole kills man, Dove in for Cana 7.6 (15 votes)

Tree felling made easy 7.6 (12 votes)

(DA)4 Die In Dirtbike Collision 7.6 (72 votes)

Old shells never die 7.5 (19 votes)

feeling tyred - near miss 7.5 (20 votes)

Wash those genes away 7.4 (20 votes)

Just Say No 7.3 (14 votes)

Man has friend shoot him to get off 7.3 (15 votes)

BASE jumper succumbs to stupidity 7.3 (17 votes)

A Mattress of Life and Death.... 7.2 (17 votes)

boat welding 7.1 (15 votes)

Trail Blazing Gaffe 7.1 (14 votes)

Tram drags man with him 7.0 (14 votes)

Community service for teen who burn 7.0 (10 votes)

Death by iPod? 7.0 (34 votes)

If at first you don't succeed 7.0 (8 votes)

The $500 Bullet 6.9 (20 votes)

Please Take This Outside 6.9 (14 votes)

It only works in the movies 6.9 (13 votes)

Trailer burns when woman uses gas t 6.8 (20 votes)

Man dies trying to beat train in Sa 6.7 (14 votes)

BBQ Whippits 6.6 (14 votes)

Sledding Accident 6.6 (17 votes)

Two men burned in backyard blast 6.5 (14 votes)

Miner nearly crushes himself 6.5 (12 votes)

A fool and his bike 6.5 (10 votes)

The Widow Maker 6.3 (14 votes)

Redneck Bee Exterminator 6.1 (16 votes)

Too Close For Comfort 6.0 (12 votes)

arrange your own hit 5.7 (15 votes)

Grocery Bang! 5.6 (15 votes)

A tough act to swallow for student 5.5 (17 votes)

Drain Surfing 5.5 (13 votes)

Drove 2.5 miles on the wrong way 5.3 (10 votes)

2 teens hurt by explosion while dri 5.1 (14 votes)

Departing parted 5.0 (15 votes)

I'm dying for a drink 4.8 (13 votes)

Smoking related near miss 4.4 (13 votes)

Smoky bar triggered fatal asthma at 3.8 (36 votes)

Man's death linked to cotton swab u 3.8 (42 votes)

putting your foot in it 2.4 (5 votes)

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