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2008 January Slush

(UL)Roping A Deer (Hmmm)Tiger, not lion, kills 1, injurs 2 (DA)Slippery When Wet (DA)Pulled into the abyss (Hmm)White Spirit IS Flammable (?)VA Man Shot to Death While Beating (DA)Not a Shred of Sense (DA)Chest Piercing Electrocution (?)Un-happy slapper (?)Need for Speed (?)Great Balls of Fire! (?)Had big balls. (?)Rich and Overconfident (DA)Sneaking Across Conveyor belt outlasts runner (?)Let Me Get a Better Look! (HM)Home Made IED (?)Graffitists drown in storm drain Skier dies after triggering avalanc Do-I-Yourself Shock Therapry MANS BEST FRIEND??? Rafts, Rivers, Cement and Bridges (DA)A series of Im-Pined Events Fire up the BBQ ! Woman attacked twice by shark Holy Flaming DOH! gangsta guns & fireworks don't mix The high cost of gas Police: Man Shot Himself In Genital Auger to Heaven Picnic Lunch Drunken driver saves beer (NO)Disabled man turned himself into hu Miami of Ohio University... (?)Jumbolair Airborne BMW (several) Man stabs self while fleeing The Faster Method Kinky Sex, Shocking Death highway worker nearly earns award Reverse Mohawk 1 shoot closes slaying case Grafitti Vandals Drown When Couch Potatoes Take Root. two for one dangerous mixture Is half a Darwin better then none? Do Tell Drowned pair 'spraypainting inside Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Explosive Military Intelligence Men shoot themselves in tattoo atte Making Deadly Gas at Home German man goes out with X-mas Tree vodka+viagra death Fake hanging becomes all too real Death by Exploding toilet Down the drain! Pneumatic Nail Gun Surprize One sleeper too many on rail tracks Man Killed in Backyard Explosion What was he doing up in that crane? Semi-Conductor That is one Fowl Shot diver drowns for golf balls Metal fence gets revenge Burning Pants Police Break in? Killer Drill Go Get the Lawnmower Next Time Buy a Ticket! dumest showoff driver ever Couldn't wait to get down and party Truck-a-Luck dangerous dog food They Ain't no Bo and Luke Duke! The Blue - Handed Pikeman Un-happy slapper Driver found unbuckled in crash, bu Man Shot Himself In Genitals During He now hates that 'Tom Tom' GPS!!! A Crocodile Poacher gets scrambled. Bare hand versus table saw Drunken Phone Repair Knife thief stabs self during getaw Belly dancing through traffic Who knew trucks were heavy? Man held by ankles to snap photo Super Glue Eye Drops Eagle explosion Cutting up a Napalm Bomb Escalator Misused Flash Powder near miss Log Jamming Driver requires GPS Train-ing elevator surfer Two men dead after swimming in drai New year buffaloe ride freek accident Rest in Peas Bike VS. Train Is Arthur still going to heaven? Slow Learner Hangings should never be mocked up Strong finger for firing a pistol unsuccessful robber shoots self in The Death of Deadtown Don't want to fall out of this bed! Abused car strikes back Goat Overcomes Man New years Nose Ring In Brain Dog Love Homosexual Couple Hospitalized Listen to your parents! Run over getting the bins in Man breaks neck in pool accident

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