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Goat Overcomes Man

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

This happened in Saudi Arabia, AL-WAJH, The story appeared in ArabNews, here is the link to the story

http://www.arabnews.com/?page=1§ion=0&article=105735&d=16&m=1&y=2008&pix=kingdom.jpg&category=Kingdom

STORY:

AL-WAJH, 16 January 2008 — In the 2007 award winning Cohen Brothers film “No Country for Old Men,” the character of a sheriff (played by Tommy Lee Jones) points out that even when circumstances seem certain you never know what’s going to happen.

The character tells the story of a man who tried to slaughter a cow but lost control of the animal and is killed by a ricocheting bullet from his own gun that had been intended to put the animal down. A similar thing happened recently in Saudi Arabia, according to Al-Madinah daily.

A man was trying to slaughter a goat when he lost control of the animal, which charged and rammed him rigorously in the gut. The man was knocked unconscious for an unknown amount of time.

By the time he was found, it was too late; he was declared dead upon arrival at the hospital, the result of internal bleeding.

Both stories illustrate that even when things are certain, ultimately the outcome is God’s will: Insha’Allah, as they say in the Arab-speaking world.

Submitted on 01/15/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Arabnews. 16th Janruary 2008

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I had to edit your link, replacing the § with an & but, yep, that's exactly the story. I'd love to see a more humorous write up as this story has lots of potential. Thanks for the submission.


Bruce said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
Even animals that are "domesticated" need to be handled carefully since most of them are much stronger than us humans. Unless there was an indication that this man acted with obvious stupidity I'm inclined to chalk this up as an unfortunate accident. Thanks just the same.


James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
After much inner debate, I will vote in favor of a DA simply because the visual is too funny to pass up! It probably was an accident, but there MUST have been SOME sort of divine intervention or karmic reaction!


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