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Drunken driver saves beer

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Misplaced priorities

A suspected drunken driver with a bad case of misplaced priorities narrowly escaped becoming one of the first Darwin Awards winners for 2008 after he lost control of his car at an estimated 60 mph and slammed into a tree. According to the Citrus Heights (California) police department, when officers arrived at the scene of the crash on January 6, Alexsandr Gritsyuk was found in the driver’s seat – not wearing his seat belt. All was not lost, though: a 12 pack of beer rested unharmed in the front passenger seat, securely restrained.

Gritsyuk was transported to a local hospital with serious head and body injuries. While his willingness to risk his own life and save his brew may have only gotten him an Honorable Mention this time, there may be a Darwin in his future.

References: Driver found unbuckled in crash, but beer 12-pack safely belted in (Sacramento Bee, 1-7-08) http://www.sacbee.com/101/story/615688.html Driver apparently buckles beer, not self (KCRA, 1-7-08) http://www.kcra.com/news/14998096/detail.html

Submitted on 01/07/2008

Submitted by: Mina Neville
Reference: Sacramento Bee, January 7, 2007

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Drunk driving crashes are pretty common, but I'll give this one the nod thanks to his misplaced sense of priority. Thanks, Mina!


Chip said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
This is a repeat of a story I voted on earlier but I do appreciate the submission.


Jack said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
This is a better write-up of a story previously submitted, so I vote to save it for Darwin's eyes.


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