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(UL)Roping A Deer
(Hmmm)Tiger, not lion, kills 1, injurs 2
(DA)Slippery When Wet
(DA)Pulled into the abyss
(Hmm)White Spirit IS Flammable
(?)VA Man Shot to Death While Beating
(DA)Not a Shred of Sense
(DA)Chest Piercing Electrocution
(?)Un-happy slapper
(?)Need for Speed
(?)Great Balls of Fire!
(?)Had big balls.
(?)Rich and Overconfident
(DA)Sneaking Across
Conveyor belt outlasts runner
(?)Let Me Get a Better Look!
(DA)A series of Im-Pined Events
(HM)Home Made IED
(?)Graffitists drown in storm drain
Skier dies after triggering avalanc
Do-I-Yourself Shock Therapry
MANS BEST FRIEND???
Rafts, Rivers, Cement and Bridges
Woman attacked twice by shark
Picnic Lunch
Holy Flaming DOH!
gangsta guns & fireworks don't mix
The high cost of gas
Police: Man Shot Himself In Genital
Auger to Heaven
Drunken driver saves beer
(NO)Disabled man turned himself into hu
Miami of Ohio University...
(?)Jumbolair Airborne BMW
Fire up the BBQ !
(several)
Man stabs self while fleeing
The Faster Method
Kinky Sex, Shocking Death
highway worker nearly earns award
Reverse Mohawk
1 shoot closes slaying case
Grafitti Vandals Drown
When Couch Potatoes Take Root.
two for one
dangerous mixture
Is half a Darwin better then none?
Do Tell
Drowned pair 'spraypainting inside
Man Shot Himself In Genitals During
Explosive Military Intelligence
Men shoot themselves in tattoo atte
Making Deadly Gas at Home
German man goes out with X-mas Tree
vodka+viagra death
Fake hanging becomes all too real
Death by Exploding toilet
Down the drain!
Pneumatic Nail Gun Surprize
One sleeper too many on rail tracks
Man Killed in Backyard Explosion
What was he doing up in that crane?
Semi-Conductor
That is one Fowl Shot
diver drowns for golf balls
Metal fence gets revenge
Burning Pants
Police Break in?
Killer Drill
Go Get the Lawnmower
Next Time Buy a Ticket!
dumest showoff driver ever
Couldn't wait to get down and party
Truck-a-Luck
dangerous dog food
They Ain't no Bo and Luke Duke!
The Blue - Handed Pikeman
Un-happy slapper
Driver found unbuckled in crash, bu
Man Shot Himself In Genitals During
He now hates that 'Tom Tom' GPS!!!
A Crocodile Poacher gets scrambled.
Bare hand versus table saw
Drunken Phone Repair
Knife thief stabs self during getaw
Belly dancing through traffic
Who knew trucks were heavy?
Man held by ankles to snap photo
Super Glue Eye Drops
Eagle explosion
Cutting up a Napalm Bomb
Escalator Misused
Flash Powder near miss
Log Jamming
Driver requires GPS Train-ing
elevator surfer
Two men dead after swimming in drai
New year buffaloe ride
freek accident
Rest in Peas
Bike VS. Train
Is Arthur still going to heaven?
Slow Learner
Hangings should never be mocked up
Strong finger for firing a pistol
unsuccessful robber shoots self in
The Death of Deadtown
Don't want to fall out of this bed!
Abused car strikes back
Goat Overcomes Man
New years Nose Ring In Brain
Dog Love
Homosexual Couple Hospitalized
Listen to your parents!
Run over getting the bins in
Man breaks neck in pool accident
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Darwin Awards
2008 January Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(UL)Roping A Deer 9.3 (117 votes)

(Hmmm)Tiger, not lion, kills 1, injurs 2 8.6 (68 votes)

(DA)Slippery When Wet 8.4 (67 votes)

(DA)Pulled into the abyss 8.4 (38 votes)

(Hmm)White Spirit IS Flammable 8.3 (77 votes)

(?)VA Man Shot to Death While Beating 8.3 (84 votes)

(DA)Not a Shred of Sense 8.3 (87 votes)

(DA)Chest Piercing Electrocution 8.2 (145 votes)

(?)Un-happy slapper 8.2 (79 votes)

(?)Need for Speed 8.2 (35 votes)

(?)Great Balls of Fire! 8.2 (28 votes)

(?)Had big balls. 8.2 (54 votes)

(?)Rich and Overconfident 8.2 (31 votes)

(DA)Sneaking Across 8.1 (80 votes)

Conveyor belt outlasts runner 8.1 (70 votes)

(?)Let Me Get a Better Look! 8.1 (36 votes)

(DA)A series of Im-Pined Events 8.1 (115 votes)

(HM)Home Made IED 8.1 (32 votes)

(?)Graffitists drown in storm drain 8.0 (16 votes)

Skier dies after triggering avalanc 8.0 (40 votes)

Do-I-Yourself Shock Therapry 8.0 (30 votes)

MANS BEST FRIEND??? 8.0 (64 votes)

Rafts, Rivers, Cement and Bridges 8.0 (10 votes)

Woman attacked twice by shark 7.9 (10 votes)

Picnic Lunch 7.9 (43 votes)

Holy Flaming DOH! 7.9 (46 votes)

gangsta guns & fireworks don't mix 7.9 (36 votes)

The high cost of gas 7.9 (50 votes)

Police: Man Shot Himself In Genital 7.9 (22 votes)

Auger to Heaven 7.8 (19 votes)

Drunken driver saves beer 7.8 (35 votes)

(NO)Disabled man turned himself into hu 7.8 (51 votes)

Miami of Ohio University... 7.7 (94 votes)

(?)Jumbolair Airborne BMW 7.7 (15 votes)

Fire up the BBQ ! 7.7 (29 votes)

(several) 7.7 (28 votes)

Man stabs self while fleeing 7.6 (26 votes)

The Faster Method 7.6 (46 votes)

Kinky Sex, Shocking Death 7.6 (17 votes)

highway worker nearly earns award 7.6 (21 votes)

Reverse Mohawk 7.6 (15 votes)

1 shoot closes slaying case 7.6 (33 votes)

Grafitti Vandals Drown 7.5 (24 votes)

When Couch Potatoes Take Root. 7.5 (32 votes)

two for one 7.5 (29 votes)

dangerous mixture 7.5 (17 votes)

Is half a Darwin better then none? 7.5 (24 votes)

Do Tell 7.5 (14 votes)

Drowned pair 'spraypainting inside 7.5 (7 votes)

Man Shot Himself In Genitals During 7.5 (34 votes)

Explosive Military Intelligence 7.4 (27 votes)

Men shoot themselves in tattoo atte 7.4 (50 votes)

Making Deadly Gas at Home 7.4 (15 votes)

German man goes out with X-mas Tree 7.4 (22 votes)

vodka+viagra death 7.3 (36 votes)

Fake hanging becomes all too real 7.3 (26 votes)

Death by Exploding toilet 7.3 (21 votes)

Down the drain! 7.3 (10 votes)

Pneumatic Nail Gun Surprize 7.3 (23 votes)

One sleeper too many on rail tracks 7.3 (25 votes)

Man Killed in Backyard Explosion 7.3 (12 votes)

What was he doing up in that crane? 7.2 (19 votes)

Semi-Conductor 7.2 (28 votes)

That is one Fowl Shot 7.2 (21 votes)

diver drowns for golf balls 7.2 (19 votes)

Metal fence gets revenge 7.2 (14 votes)

Burning Pants 7.2 (10 votes)

Police Break in? 7.1 (20 votes)

Killer Drill 7.1 (18 votes)

Go Get the Lawnmower 7.1 (24 votes)

Next Time Buy a Ticket! 7.1 (21 votes)

dumest showoff driver ever 7.0 (25 votes)

Couldn't wait to get down and party 7.0 (30 votes)

Truck-a-Luck 7.0 (31 votes)

dangerous dog food 6.9 (12 votes)

They Ain't no Bo and Luke Duke! 6.8 (34 votes)

The Blue - Handed Pikeman 6.8 (17 votes)

Un-happy slapper 6.8 (15 votes)

Driver found unbuckled in crash, bu 6.7 (23 votes)

Man Shot Himself In Genitals During 6.7 (10 votes)

He now hates that 'Tom Tom' GPS!!! 6.7 (16 votes)

A Crocodile Poacher gets scrambled. 6.7 (9 votes)

Bare hand versus table saw 6.7 (14 votes)

Drunken Phone Repair 6.7 (16 votes)

Knife thief stabs self during getaw 6.7 (9 votes)

Belly dancing through traffic 6.6 (12 votes)

Who knew trucks were heavy? 6.6 (14 votes)

Man held by ankles to snap photo 6.3 (25 votes)

Super Glue Eye Drops 6.3 (25 votes)

Eagle explosion 6.3 (23 votes)

Cutting up a Napalm Bomb 6.2 (21 votes)

Escalator Misused 6.1 (13 votes)

Flash Powder near miss 6.0 (12 votes)

Log Jamming 6.0 (17 votes)

Driver requires GPS Train-ing 5.9 (12 votes)

elevator surfer 5.8 (6 votes)

Two men dead after swimming in drai 5.7 (10 votes)

New year buffaloe ride 5.7 (17 votes)

freek accident 5.6 (13 votes)

Rest in Peas 5.5 (11 votes)

Bike VS. Train 5.4 (25 votes)

Is Arthur still going to heaven? 5.4 (14 votes)

Slow Learner 5.3 (14 votes)

Hangings should never be mocked up 5.2 (4 votes)

Strong finger for firing a pistol 5.0 (14 votes)

unsuccessful robber shoots self in 4.8 (7 votes)

The Death of Deadtown 4.5 (16 votes)

Don't want to fall out of this bed! 4.3 (9 votes)

Abused car strikes back 4.2 (10 votes)

Goat Overcomes Man 4.0 (11 votes)

New years Nose Ring In Brain 3.9 (18 votes)

Dog Love 3.9 (20 votes)

Homosexual Couple Hospitalized 3.5 (38 votes)

Listen to your parents! 3.2 (9 votes)

Run over getting the bins in 3.1 (15 votes)

Man breaks neck in pool accident 2.3 (22 votes)

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