Charles Darwin's Darwin Awards 
HOME
Darwin Awards
At-Risk Survivors
Slush Pile
2007 December Slush
(?) Good Samaritans
(?) Just Two For The Air
DA: The Alchemist
(NO)Tigers maul zoo visitor to death
(?)slagged
(HM)Man Nearly Dies Downing Vodka at Ai
(?)Escape to Death
(DA)Why Didn't the Truck Blow Up?
(?)19 year old killed By his own pipe
(?)snowmobile rider killed on I-84
(?)Can't they do anything right?
(Hmm)Teen Taunts Tiger, Gets Killed
(DA)Burglar cable ascent and descent
Sleepy Boater on Auto Pilot
Driving Switch-a-Roo
Officers investigating bizarre free
It's About the Pin, Stupid
gaurd rail 1 biker 0
Crashing Rage-aholic
The idiot and the firework.
Hunting from a Kayak
Pizza Pal Perishes Pitifully
Desperate lover
Cyclist who crashed with rattlesnak
Crime didn't pay
Dried out thief
smokin berries
Live on TV, it's 'railroad chicken'
Dad has gone, fishing....
Barely survived as teenager!
Fuel drum explodes in teen's face
Firecracker!
Drunken Leaper
Homemade bomb blast kills teen
Click or Screw?
A Hand of Light
Balls of Fire
Run over by own car
Death at a Football Game
Road Rage Causes Deadly Accident
Man injured in fall from Gatlinburg
Moronic Ski Day
Bigfoot Hoax Backfires
Stump Remover
Man Shots Self in Leg
Wally Trolley Dash
death by booze and lapdance
snake souvinere survivor
potato gun
stonner electricion electricuted
house got burned because of spider
Older Slush 
 
~ Random Story ~
Email Alert!
NEW! Gift Shop
Rules  Search
Contact Darwin
Submit a Story
Philosophy Forum
Home

  

Darwin Awards
2008 Slush Pile

This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

Firecracker!

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

http://www.lesoir.be/regions/liege/une-bombe-artisanale-explose-2007-12-26-568344.shtml

http://www.standaard.be/Artikel/Detail.aspx?artikelId=DMF26122007_015

This 18 year old is worth a Honorable mention. Although firecrakers are cheap and can be found almost anywhere around new year in belgium and the netherlands it would be too easy to buy one at the store. Rachid took up the challenge of making them himself. Armed with hydrogen peroxide and acetone he made what the newspapers describe as being a "very large firecracker". It will be no surprise that the thing exploded during the manufacturing process, taking away both his hands. Belgium had been on high terrorist alert during the Holidays, so the police took no risk. They evacuated the appartment building to investigate if there was no terrorist attack in the making, moving 50 people out f their homes and installing a security perimeter of 50m around the house. The chances Rachid contributing to the gene pool are minimal as he was dropped off with both his hands missing in front of of the local hospital by his relatives who then speeded away with their car. Based on this clear rejection both by the upset community, his family and his massive intelligence the chances of finding a girlfriend in this part of the world can be considered close to zero.

Submitted on 12/27/2007

Submitted by: F. Gilbert
Reference: Le Soir 12/26/07 - De Standaard 12/26/07

Copyright © 2008 DarwinAwards.com

Great? 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 Awful?
Love it! Hate it!
>> Moderator Scores <<

Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
His family dropped him off? With no hands how did they expect him to open the door??? Geez, you'd think that family would be more considerate than that. Thanks for the story, F


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
With relatives like that who needs enemies? Thanks for a great story!


The Darwin Awards Gift Shop

The Darwin Awards Condom

Keep yourself out of the gene pool!
A condom in a matchbook, useful for emergency contraception, bachelor parties, frat parties, and important rites of passage. LOADED inside and out with funny quotes and stories. Everyone loves this item!
Friends don't let friends reproduce!
$13 for Pack of 4

 

 

Slush Pile
Slush Pile Rejects

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend