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stonner electricion electricuted

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

heres the set up, my stonner freind after smoking a bowl decides to install a new speaker system in his car, he dose not disconnect the battery first, now somewhere between the amplifier and the subwoofer he managed to create a short with himself as the ground, now would be a good time to mention that he had no electricall experiance before this. we pulled him out of the car by his shoes and after some work brought him back around and told him to sit here while we get an ambulance to check you out, we made the call and got him a soda came back and once again he was dangling out of the car unconciouse and pee soaked this time, we pulled him out again and brought him back around he said he did not know what happened, we told him stay here the ambulance is on its way and went up the driveway to flag it down when the ambulance got there he had done it again this time with smoke black fingernails and fugged drawers after a crash cart and cpr he was revived and carryied off in the ambulance for a one day stay in the hospital he didn't die and i'm not sure that he can still reproduce so i'd like to submit him for an honerable mention

Submitted on 12/06/2007

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: personal account 2002

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Thanks for the story. Since this is a personal account we can give a little leeway in veracity but I find it hard to imagine that a 12 volt DC car battery would cause such damage.


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
He went back to work not once but twice and got electrocuted every time? Well that's a pretty good example of what drugs will do to you. Thanks!


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