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2007 December Slush
(?) Good Samaritans
(?) Just Two For The Air
DA: The Alchemist
(NO)Tigers maul zoo visitor to death
(?)slagged
(HM)Man Nearly Dies Downing Vodka at Ai
(?)Escape to Death
(DA)Why Didn't the Truck Blow Up?
(?)19 year old killed By his own pipe
(?)snowmobile rider killed on I-84
(?)Can't they do anything right?
(Hmm)Teen Taunts Tiger, Gets Killed
(DA)Burglar cable ascent and descent
Sleepy Boater on Auto Pilot
Driving Switch-a-Roo
Officers investigating bizarre free
It's About the Pin, Stupid
gaurd rail 1 biker 0
Crashing Rage-aholic
The idiot and the firework.
Hunting from a Kayak
Pizza Pal Perishes Pitifully
Desperate lover
Cyclist who crashed with rattlesnak
Crime didn't pay
Dried out thief
smokin berries
Live on TV, it's 'railroad chicken'
Dad has gone, fishing....
Barely survived as teenager!
Fuel drum explodes in teen's face
Firecracker!
Drunken Leaper
Homemade bomb blast kills teen
Click or Screw?
A Hand of Light
Balls of Fire
Run over by own car
Death at a Football Game
Road Rage Causes Deadly Accident
Man injured in fall from Gatlinburg
Moronic Ski Day
Bigfoot Hoax Backfires
Stump Remover
Man Shots Self in Leg
Wally Trolley Dash
death by booze and lapdance
snake souvinere survivor
potato gun
stonner electricion electricuted
house got burned because of spider
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Darwin Awards
2007 December Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(?) Good Samaritans 8.2 (50 votes)

(?) Just Two For The Air 8.2 (59 votes)

DA: The Alchemist 8.1 (109 votes)

(NO)Tigers maul zoo visitor to death 8.1 (43 votes)

(?)slagged 8.0 (42 votes)

(HM)Man Nearly Dies Downing Vodka at Ai 7.9 (43 votes)

(?)Escape to Death 7.8 (41 votes)

(DA)Why Didn't the Truck Blow Up? 7.7 (99 votes)

(?)19 year old killed By his own pipe 7.7 (30 votes)

(?)snowmobile rider killed on I-84 7.6 (31 votes)

(?)Can't they do anything right? 7.6 (45 votes)

(Hmm)Teen Taunts Tiger, Gets Killed 7.6 (34 votes)

(DA)Burglar cable ascent and descent 7.5 (43 votes)

Sleepy Boater on Auto Pilot 7.5 (46 votes)

Driving Switch-a-Roo 7.4 (39 votes)

Officers investigating bizarre free 7.3 (25 votes)

It's About the Pin, Stupid 7.1 (34 votes)

gaurd rail 1 biker 0 7.1 (32 votes)

Crashing Rage-aholic 7.1 (22 votes)

The idiot and the firework. 6.8 (24 votes)

Hunting from a Kayak 6.7 (23 votes)

Pizza Pal Perishes Pitifully 6.7 (22 votes)

Desperate lover 6.5 (28 votes)

Cyclist who crashed with rattlesnak 6.4 (20 votes)

Crime didn't pay 6.3 (12 votes)

Dried out thief 6.2 (20 votes)

smokin berries 6.2 (32 votes)

Live on TV, it's 'railroad chicken' 6.2 (15 votes)

Dad has gone, fishing.... 6.1 (27 votes)

Barely survived as teenager! 6.1 (17 votes)

Fuel drum explodes in teen's face 6.0 (11 votes)

Firecracker! 6.0 (10 votes)

Drunken Leaper 6.0 (11 votes)

Homemade bomb blast kills teen 5.8 (15 votes)

Click or Screw? 5.8 (21 votes)

A Hand of Light 5.8 (13 votes)

Balls of Fire 5.7 (24 votes)

Run over by own car 5.7 (16 votes)

Death at a Football Game 5.7 (19 votes)

Road Rage Causes Deadly Accident 5.6 (11 votes)

Man injured in fall from Gatlinburg 5.5 (12 votes)

Moronic Ski Day 5.5 (14 votes)

Bigfoot Hoax Backfires 5.5 (12 votes)

Stump Remover 5.2 (14 votes)

Man Shots Self in Leg 5.0 (9 votes)

Wally Trolley Dash 4.9 (12 votes)

death by booze and lapdance 4.5 (14 votes)

snake souvinere survivor 4.5 (8 votes)

potato gun 4.0 (25 votes)

stonner electricion electricuted 4.0 (28 votes)

house got burned because of spider 3.0 (16 votes)

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