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How to slice up a grenade...

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According to the Miskolc police authorities a 50-year-old Hungarian man has seriously been injured when he tried to open a grenade with a chainsaw, writes Hungarian economic daily, HVG.

It seems the guy had collected a lot of grenades and ammo which have been left behind after the 2nd World War and are scattered around in a forest near his home town, Kisgyőr.

He was just trying to slice it up, before passing it on as scrap metal...

Submitted on 11/29/2007

Submitted by: Pal Negyesi
Reference: HVG, Hungarian economic weekly, 29 November, 2007

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I've read plenty of stories of people getting hurt or killed collecting old munitions for scrap metal, but this is the first time I've heard of somebody using a chainsaw of all things to cut them up. Thanks, Pal!


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
How do you cut a gernade with a chainsaw and why? It would seem to me to be small enough already. Of course, now it is even smaller. Thanks for the story.


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