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Condom Head

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Ever wanted a sexual high.You wont anymore:

A thrill-seeker killed himself by pulling a condom over his head to try to give himself a sexual high.

Gary was discovered naked on his bed alongside three empty cans of nitrous oxide(laughing gas)which he used to inflate the contraceptive.

The 31-year-old had been experimenting with the drug, with friends he had met online, said housemate Michael, who found his body in May.

Michael told the inquest: 'He had been putting a condom on his head for two to three months.

'He learned this through some friends of his for sexual gratification.'

The housemates spent the previous evening eating pizza and watching the Eurovision Song Contest on TV with friends at their home in Newhaven, East Sussex.

Friend Paul said: 'I knew he was into the sadomasochism bondage scene. I'm sure this was an accident.'

A post-mortem examination revealed that Mr Ashbrook, who had been HIV positive for seven years, died from asphyxiation.

East Sussex coroner Alan Craze, recording a verdict of death by misadventure, warned against the dangers of taking nitrous oxide.

He told the hearing at Eastbourne magistrates court: 'If people use nitrous oxide, in the same way as any other drug, and it is abused, it carries with it considerable dangers.'

Not using contaception can be dangerous, but so can using it.

Submitted on 11/15/2007

Submitted by: James Matthews + Declan lowry
Reference: Metro.co.uk 15/11/2007

Copyright © 2007 DarwinAwards.com

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Thanks, guys, we already received this story.


Chip said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
I am suggesting that we send this one on to Darwin to look at. We already have had several submissions of this story but I love the last line here. Thanks for sending it to us, James and Declan


James said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
I just returned from the mother of all computer crashes! Anyway, I too agree that the last line is worth inclusion!


Jack said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
I agree with Chip and James - the last line makes the submission. Thanks, James + Declan!


Shadow said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
the line does seem like something that should be included :)


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