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All new Rust Blaster!

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Tired of rusty bolts that wont come off? Wouldn't it also be nice to remove yourself from the living world? Then why not try our new and improved combination 12 guage rust and life remover!?

A 66 year old Washington State man, fed up with not being able to remove the lug nut off his Lincoln Continental, decided to use his own improvised 'impact' wrench, namely, a 12 guauge shotgun. Our budding mechanic took aim at the offending lug nut and fired. The blast nearly removed him from the genepool. He was "...bound and determined to get that lug nut off," states Kitsap County Deputy Sherrif. The man suffered peppering of his legs from the shot, and the extend of his injuries extended to his chin. The clincher to this story, is that the man in question was stone sober, and acted alone. Perhaps if he had been a few inches closer he would have truly become a Darwin winner. Lets face it, it wasn't for a lack of trying.

Submitted on 11/13/2007

Submitted by: Ryan Price
Reference: http://www.azstarnet.com/sn/hourlyupdate/211351.php 11/13/2007

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Ryan, while we have had many, many submissions of this same story, your write up is extraordinarily good so I vote to ask Darwin to see this one.


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
That is a very original writeup. Thanks, Ryan!


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