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Bikie Gang Bang

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

I'm sorry I just cant remember the date but a couple of yrars ago two fueding bikie gangs were encroaching on each others territory in Kurri Kurri NSW Australia. The recipient of the darwin award was the leader of one of the gangs.

He decided to place a powerful bomb at the headquarters of the rival gang. Hewas extremely industrious with his bomb manufacture, right down to procuring a mercury switch to ensure that when picked up the bomb would explode. Our hero needed to disguise his handiwork. He decided to wrap the parcel to make it look like a special delivery. This meant that everything had to be in place and wired up including battery, detonator and mercury switch. Great care was taken in wrapping the parcel. He decided transporting his little surprise packet on his Harley to be too dangerous, so he set off on foot. Police received several phone calls about a loud explosion on a vacant piece of ground near one of the bikie head quarters. They went to investigate but found nothing and returned to the police station only to learn that there had been a flood of worried calls about a very loud explosion. They returned to the block and after a careful search began finding bits and pieces of human remains scattered over a wide area.

I don't wish to be identified as I live fairly close to the site of the incident. I can assure you that this story is true. I have deliberately put a false name and email for obvious reasons

Submitted on 11/02/2007

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
An incident like this MUST have made the newspapers. If you can find any news references please submit them and we can vote for a full DA. A PA will have to do for now. Thanks!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
"Revenge is mine, sayeth the Lord"...but some folks never learn! This gag's right out of classic cartoons! Much oblige for sending this in!


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