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2007 October Slush

(DA) The Enema Within (?) Man killed on I-880 held onto back (DA) Elephants makes Journalist Squash (DA) When You Guard, Dont Try To steal (?) Breathalyser Game (PA) Remember the Hindenburg (DA) The Wrong Chin-Up Bar Retired cop struck, killed by train The Hitchhiker Who Became Roadkill (?) light me, camera, action! (DA) Ammo Dumps Reverend's Odd Autoasphyxia Lenoir Man Electrocuted (?) I need it like a hook in the head Hang on there! Garden Gnomw Dead man was in avocado tree for da Second time unlucky Grab a ride “shredded hippy parts!” Car kills two people fighting Brilliant Example of Propane Safety I threw a hatchet in the air, Anti-Violence activist teen shot Surf's Up 'Skylarking' man in undies falls ni Smoking and Abiding Kills!!!! A simple repair Syphoning gas with vacuum cleaner Crocodile Indeed Newtons Other Laws Man Stuck in Ex-Wife's Window Dies oversized load kills man of 75. Two women burned while huffing comp Fighting man, woman killed on I-595 Forbidden Fruit flammable fraud attempt Body struck repeatedly on I-880 Dogs Shot man on hunting Trip Burglar slashes own throat Man accidently shoots himself in ba Car Surfing (DA) Fatal a-Traction Dumped on while dumping Car Capers Pervert obsessed with bondage sex d Theif struck by train Coleman Stoves are for Outside Only Gas station.. close call A garage sale?? No flashlight? No Problem Pheasant & Highway Be gateful it's not you Dying for a leak? Wheelchair Whacko! CVS--Crook Vent Stuck! The invulnerable crossing guard Tight Chimney Malfunction Junction 2 Construction Workers Drown in Pon Their truck was da bomb! Tuck and Roll Woman looses arm after a loin bite Camouflage or not

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