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Car kills two people fighting

2007 Reader Submission
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Here is an excerpt from the story found at the miamiherald.com

Ramon Perez Jr., 20, of Port St. Lucie, and Marie M. Mary, 36, of Lauderdale Lakes -- spilled out of the car and onto the street, still throwing punches.

Mary was on top of Perez, swiping at him, when another Toyota came onto the ramp, driven by Amanda Dumont, a 20-year-old from Plantation.

She slammed into them.

The bodies ended up 100 feet apart, one sprawled on the entrance ramp to I-595, the other on U.S. 441. Dumont won't face charges.

Submitted on 10/26/2007

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: miamiherald.com 10/26/07

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
We've already received a submission for this story but I don't think it included the fact that they were rolling on the ground and eventually ended up 100 feet apart. Thanks for the details.


James said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Ouch! Their demise at the hands of another vehicle apparently wasn't a "love tap"! We'll pass this by Darwin as extra info!


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