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2007 Reader Submission
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A bondage sex lover who pretended to hang himself during a sex game died after giving his girlfriend a blunt knife to cut him down.

Kinky Simon Burley, 38, put a noose around his neck as lover Elizabeth Hallam played the part of a neo-Nazi hangman, an inquest heard.

But Ms Hallam said that after he kicked away a chair he was standing on, she could not cut the rope to save him.

He died despite the efforts of paramedics at the house in Grimsby, North Lincs.

Neighbour Leslie Walker told the inquest she heard arguing. But Ms Hallam insisted it was part of the bondage sex game, the Sun reports.

Coroner Stewart Atkinson said it was impossible to know if fetishist Simon — who was obsessed with watching women being hanged — knew the knife was blunt.

He recorded an open verdict at the inquest in Cleethorpes.

Submitted on 10/13/2007

Submitted by: Alex Oles
Reference: Pravda.ru 2007/04/10

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Bruce said:
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I don't know about you but if I was into that sort of bondage I'd want to be 100% sure my partner could cut me down before I risked actually hanging myself. Thanks, Alex!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I concur entirely with Bruce. Cutting a noose with a butter knife (or something equally dull) is not an option, and even a sharper knife may not have worked if his girlfriend didn't have the strength to cut it. I'll go DA as well!


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