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2007 October Slush

(DA) The Enema Within (?) Man killed on I-880 held onto back (DA) Elephants makes Journalist Squash (DA) When You Guard, Dont Try To steal (DA) The Wrong Chin-Up Bar (?) Breathalyser Game (PA) Remember the Hindenburg Reverend's Odd Autoasphyxia Retired cop struck, killed by train The Hitchhiker Who Became Roadkill (?) light me, camera, action! (DA) Ammo Dumps Lenoir Man Electrocuted “shredded hippy parts!” (?) I need it like a hook in the head Hang on there! Garden Gnomw Second time unlucky Grab a ride Brilliant Example of Propane Safety I threw a hatchet in the air, Dead man was in avocado tree for da Surf's Up 'Skylarking' man in undies falls ni Smoking and Abiding Kills!!!! A simple repair Syphoning gas with vacuum cleaner Anti-Violence activist teen shot Crocodile Indeed Newtons Other Laws Car kills two people fighting Man Stuck in Ex-Wife's Window Dies oversized load kills man of 75. Dogs Shot man on hunting Trip Two women burned while huffing comp Fighting man, woman killed on I-595 Forbidden Fruit (DA) Fatal a-Traction flammable fraud attempt Body struck repeatedly on I-880 Burglar slashes own throat Man accidently shoots himself in ba Car Surfing Dumped on while dumping Car Capers Pervert obsessed with bondage sex d Theif struck by train Coleman Stoves are for Outside Only A garage sale?? No flashlight? No Problem Pheasant & Highway Gas station.. close call Be gateful it's not you Dying for a leak? Wheelchair Whacko! CVS--Crook Vent Stuck! The invulnerable crossing guard Tight Chimney Malfunction Junction 2 Construction Workers Drown in Pon Their truck was da bomb! Tuck and Roll Woman looses arm after a loin bite Camouflage or not

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