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flammable fraud attempt

2007 Reader Submission
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I am in contact with the Carroll County Comet to verify information, because I don't remember the date when this happened. It happened outside of Burlington, Indiana. A man and his wife had a house built, lived in it for a while, and then wanted to sell it. After a while of being on the market with no buyers, he sent his wife and children to stay with her family, while he and his brother (or friend, I don't recall which)were going to burn down the house and collect the insurance. When they went to burn it down, they used lots of propane (which is explosive rather than flammable) and did not make it out. The owner was found by the firefighters. The other one was not found until a day or two later, pinned under a doorframe STILL ALIVE. I don't remember whether or not either of them survived. I remember being told that they had 3rd degree burns over some 80 or 90% of their bodies. I do recall driving past the house on my way to a friend's house, and remember that the swing set across the yard from the house was melted. That's what I was told happened, and I'm in the process of trying to verify. If you can give me some tips on verifying, I'd appreciate it. All I remember was that I was in high school, so it was between 1996 and 2000. I don't remember what year of school I was in.

Submitted on 10/08/2007

Submitted by: Lucretia Rossi
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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Lucretia, the only tip I could give you would be to go to the newspaper and ask to look through their microfilm archives, but that will take some work. I'd like to give this one a higher award but would need verification along with whether or not anyone shuffled off the mortal plane, as Shakespeare would say. Thanks for sending the story.


James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Either way, Lucretia, this is a good Personal Account! If you can find verification (I concur with Chip; call the paper and they should be able to help you find it), I'd vote full DA on this! Whatever the case, this is prime grade stupidity combined with greed...and I have a soft spot for such stories!


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