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Second time unlucky

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Perhaps an Hon Mention - for persistence?

In UK we have an offical fund that can pay compensation to victims of violent crimes. A couple of years ago, David Russell, then living in London, reported that he had been robbed, and *shot* several times with a nail gun. The nails were removed in Hospital, and he got 4000 pounds - over 8000 dollars.

He now lives in Bristol(UK), and, feeling a little short of cash in August this year, he reported to Police and Ambulance that he had been shot by robbers using a nail gun.

Doctors took 5 nails from his chest - one of which was an inch from his heart, and news reports includes x-ray photos.

He has now been convicted of fraud for *shooting* himself on both occasions.

Submitted on 10/05/2007

Submitted by: John W H
Reference: Daily Telegraph (London) October 5 2007

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
While this is a rather bizarre story it boils down to an innocent man being shot by crooks. He wasn't responsible for his injuries, therefore he isn't eligible for an award. Thanks for sending this in, John, it is a strange one.


James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Oh, but he IS responsible for the second round of injuries! Apparently he survived the first round and thought he could separate HM the Queen and British taxpayers from their money! Plenty stupid and worthy of consideration considering the motive and potential outcome!


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
James is absolutely correct. Now, I could see ONE nail, but FIVE??? Maybe he will succeed in the Big Award on his next attempt. Thanks for sending the story, John


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