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Newtons Other Laws

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Obviously this youth in Australia hadn't studied physics when he decided to take the trip from the gas pump to the shop front on the hood of his mates car, and neither had his mate.

Coming to a sudden stop propelled this poor teens body from the hood of the car, through the shop front of the service station causing massive damage to the shop window and to his body.

Submitted on 10/01/2007

Submitted by: Jojo
Reference: http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/car-surfing-teen-badly-slashed/2007/09/24/1190486170655.html

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
While car surfing and injuries from it are way too common these days, the comedy element of this one being launched through the plate glass window brings this one to the forefront. Thanks for sending the story, Jojo


James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
What an entrance!


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