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Deadly Mirror

2007 Reader Submission
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(Sept. 20, 2007) In the dorms, anything can happen. A few weeks ago, one of the mirrors in the bathroom just outside of my room was broken. When the school finally got around to changing the mirror, my roommate decided he wanted to keep the pieces of the BROKEN mirror to decorate the room. Lucky for me, his bed was the one away from the door... Until he could figure out what to do with these shards, he decided to stand the pieces up between the end of his bed and his desk. This wouldn't be a problem in itself but he had to get around his bed... There were two options. One was to take the safe route by going over the bed. The other way was over the remains of the mirror. If he took the route over the bed, this wouldn't be an honorable mention...

Needless to say, he took the route he should have known better to take. After all, he is an engineering and physics major. In this attempt to get over the mirror, he did succeed but also in getting a cut all the way down to the bone... At first, the cut didn't bleed much, so he thought a few tissues would be enough to stop the bleeding. He soon discovered that this wasn't enough. He then decided to call a friend whom happened to be in class. He told his friend that he would meet him in the lobby...

Once he got down to the lobby, they called an ambulance which took him to the hospital.

He was quite lucky that our dorm has an elevator considering the dorm is 9 stories. He was even luckier that this cut didn't it a vein, or worse yet, a vein.

As a result of this, he did get rid of most of the mirror but kept one shard. Lucky for me, he moved this piece to the back of his closet. I knew there was a reason I wanted a different roommate!

Submitted on 09/27/2007

Submitted by: Michael Hejny
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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
He may be a physics/engineering major but he still has a LOT to learn. Thanks for a great story!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Thanks, Michael! I cannot see any aesthetic reason one would want to keep a broken mirror around in the first place! I wonder if he's as swift at engineering as he is in the common sense department. I HOPE so, for someday we may enter a building or traverse a bridge built by this gent...and THEN what??!!


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